Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[Quitting-Bye :(]

Tearkou here, and I just wanted to basically start another thread for the same game that I created. Please note that all of Tess' rules apply, as always. The example used will be the same one as the one on the version one thread. Thank you, and have fun.

Hello there! Here, you can have fun giving RIDICULOUSLY wrong answers to Harry Potter questions! For example:

CookieFruit: What is the shape of Harry Potter's scar?

TearOfIce: Heart-shaped.
What is a Horcrux?

Okay, so hope that helps! I'll start it off:

What is a Horcrux?

*This will be remade at 900 pages. V.2 by Tearkou.*

[katomorakwarrior]

A horcrux? A champion ice skating Christmas ball
Who's Harry Potter

[Willow-way]

A dead unicorn

Whats is a hipohgriff?

[NopesaurusRexx]

The moving pictures.

Who is Hagrid?

[katomorakwarrior]

an alias of Harry Who's
who is harry potter's friend

[zombieslayer]

Voldemort, of course.

What is Harry?

[mistywater]

He is acctually Olaf the snowman under a different name cause' he wanted to work in a place where they didn't accept snowmen

What is Buckbeak?

[lennqn]

The company that made Neville's favorite shirt.

Who or what is voldemort

[Archaic_GreenEye]

Voldemort is a giant moldy potato. He moves by slowly stretching his flesh out like an amoeba. No one wants to call him by Voldemort because they are scared he will come and sit in their house for weeks. He really smells.
What is the cloak of invisibility made out of?

[0MyBubbleInSpace0]

The cloak of invisibility is made out of the snot from Trolls in the dungeon.
Who was Dolores Umbridge?