FYI: That was sarcasm [CS Pet Diary]

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Same!!!

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I'm so glad! XP

Dear paper-product,

First up, i have to tell you what happened yesterday with my prank on Mrs. J, my english teacher. But before i do: Why are english teachers always moody, old ladies?

So i decided to just cut some paper out of this notebook and discreetly folded it up into a paper airplane, then aimed while pretty much every student in the class watched, and hit her square of the back of her neck! Haha! She gave a little yelp and I swear she jumped a foot! Oh, and her face was priceless! LOL! She spun around, glanced at the airplane on the ground then eyeballed us all, looking at us as though she had swallowed a bag of sour worms!!! Hahaha! I cracked up after class! Everyone who laughed got detention, which was pretty much 4/5 of the class (In case you were wondering, I was not part of that 4/5; i managed to wipe contain myself before the teacher saw). One boy was laughing hysterically, so he got the worst punishment (obviously).
Actually, i kinda felt sorry for him, perhaps i can make it up to him. What am i saying!
Anyway, not very original prank but works like a charm. (I'll have to guard this journal now; if the teacher found out she'd skin me alive, cut me to little pieces and serve me for lunch at this school! That's probably an overstatement... apart from the stew: i seriously complimented it it tastes so bad! XP Oh wait, i just dissed myself... i wonder how i actually taste- OKAY moving on!)

During lunch today, one of the boys who "I" got in trouble (as seen in the picture above) stomped over while i was snacking on some fries, pouting like a baby (he could've at least thought of a more intimidating way to approach me). Then growled on about how it was my fault he had to stay in after school and get grounded by his parents and that he would get me back, blah blah blah.
He looked pretty irate... i almost laughed actually. Seriously, have you ever seen someone's face when they're absolutely furious?! Never gets old! Anyway, i tried explaining it wasn't my fault he laughed and got detention, but he wouldn't listen so i concluded the conversation by saying "Fine; whatever." He turned redder (which i didn't think was possible! ... and excuse my english) then stormed off.
It was his fault for being caught! It's not like i possessed him and controlled his body or something else strange! Some dogs really need to get a brain. -.-

Oh, and you know how i have this habit to dog watch? Well, while i was doing that at lunch today (before red face stormed over), I found that guy, that i tripped up accidentally on the bus a few days ago (remember?), eyeing me up like i was invading his personal space. I don't know why, but it seriously creeped me out! And i don't usually get creeped. And i got that weird feeling agin... like something was wrong, or something bad is about to happen, ya know? Yeesh. Maybe i'm just overacting. I can barely believe myself! Can you? Why do i keep talking to you like this?
I'm gone.

~Alex

[mantlepiece]

Finally i got another one up!

Dear notebo- okay, I'm just going to stop saying 'dear' anything, cause it is really dorky and unauthentic! How about... I'll think of something.

Aaaanyyway, i have to tell you: for once in my life, I might actually have some friends! It started at the bus stop this morning, while I was standing there with a few other students waiting for the stupid bus to come.
I heard footsteps behind me so i looked in the direction and saw a boy who looked familiar. He came up and stopped a couple of feet from me. Apparently he went to the same school I did. (Here's what he... uh, Silt, looked like):

He glanced over at me and squinted. "Sorry, but... your a girl right?"
I wasn't sure whether to feel offended or amused. "Um, isn't it obvious?"
He smiled sheepishly. "Right, sorry, my eye sight is a bit fuzzy."
I grinned. "No problem."
"Are you new? I haven't seen you here before."
I nodded. "Yeah, how come I haven't seen you at this bus stop before if you go to this school?"
"Oh yeah, i just got back from vacation with my family. Where are you from?"
And on went to conversation, all the way till we had to go to class. I can't remember the last time i talked to much! Except that one... nvm.
So we got to know each other pretty well… he's a nice guy but i wouldn't consider him a friend yet…

And I have to tell you what happened just before lunch. Instead of going strait to the mess hall, I decided to customize my locker. I just taped up a few pictures I had brought from home. (pictures of my favorite rock band and basket ball team.) So yeah, when I was finished with that, I was about to go get lunch when I was almost slammed by some dufus.
This huge (when I say huge, I mean muscly, but took me a minute to realize he wasn't fat) dude who had this... ah... dark countenance had slammed another, smaller dog against the lockers right next to me. "If you don't do it now your really gonna be sorry!" The large dude growled.
The other guy gritted his teeth. "Don't be such a softie! It was only a small joke!" The huge guy (I'm just gonna call him Huge) flexed his muscles and looked like he was about to punch the poor guy when he noticed me standing there. I gave him a 'your a loser' look and he turned back to the dog he was bullying.
"Do it now, or I'll do it for you." He breathed on the guy, who wrinkled his nose in disgust.
"Two words: breath-mints."
Huge didn't seem to like that response so he let him go and gestured to his crony, which I hadn't noticed before, to restrain him. And I don't know why I didn't do this earlier but I stepped in front of Huge and gave him a good punch in the nose ('cause that's what a bully deserves)! Huge howled and toppled backwards, holding a paw over his nose. I turned to his side-kick and rubbed my now-sore knuckles, smiling like some crazed lunatic (not that i had a mirror with me, but i imagine i did). He quickly left the guy he had been restraining and dashed over to Huge, giving me a wide birth.
The guy I had saved had his jaw hanging open and was staring at Huge writhing on the floor.
"Nice one!" He gave me the biggest grin i'd ever seen and immediately I knew he was a trouble maker. I dipped my head at him and started towards the mess hall.
I got my lunch and sat down at an almost empty table.
Soon I saw that guy I saved sit next to me with his lunch. "Thanks for that back there, I never knew a girl could punch so hard!" I shot him a dirty look. "The world isn't full of stereo types you know."
He just laughed. "What's your name again?"
"Alex."
"I'm Rocky."
"What was that about anyway?" I asked.
He glanced at me and gave a weak smile. "I just played a small prank on him and now he hates my guts for it."
I nodded, not exactly believing the prank was really 'small'. "Of course you did."
Rocky playfully threw a french fry at my shoulder. "Seriously, all i did was chew up a whole lot of gum and tack pictures of butterflies, fairies, and angels inside his locker… and hide an old fish under all his books."
I laughed. "No wonder he wanted to punch you! Everything in his locker will now be fused with the smell of rotten seafood."
Rocky shrugged. "He deserves it."
I had to agree there.
"What do you consider a big prank?" I queried, not really sure if i wanted to hear the answer.
He thought for a moment. "I really want to change my voice, ring as many parents possible and tell them school is cancelled for a week due to flooding."
Wow.
I don't have much time left so I'll just say that Silt then came over to sit with us, who, turns out to know Rocky. I admit, I had a great time with them. Here's what Rocky looks like:

And this is 'Huge' (his name is actually Steve…)

~Alex

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Alex again. (duh)
Everything's going fine, Mr… whatever!
So somehow me, Silt and Rocky managed to fit on one seat on the bus to school this morning. Some dogs gave us a few odd looks... Lol.
And someone else decided to make me their enemy. Seriously! What is it with dogs these days!

A girl came over and sat down next to me during lunch, while i was hanging with Rocky and Silt, whom she smiled innocently to, (egad! Where did i pick up that 'whom'?! No, please! Don't let me go old fashioned!) then turned to me and opened her smart mouth (which, i could tell, was the beginning of a long, new relationship.):
"So, Alex, why do you have a boy's name if you're a girl?"
I rolled my eyes. "Who's to say Alex is a boy's name?" I retorted.
She smiled 'kindly'. "Well i've never heard of a girl being called Alex, and if you look in a dictionary you'll find that Alex is a name for guys."
Are names even in dictionaries?
Silt and Rocky were just sitting there looking lost.
"There's a first time for everything." I said stiffly.
Then the girl shook her head sadly. "I'm sorry, Alex. If you ever want us to comfort you in this-"
"In what?" I asked perplexed.
"Well the fact that your parents wanted a boy and got a girl instead must be-" And a bowl of salad (made of slimy spinach, lettuce, who-knows-how-old ranch dressing, carrot slivers and soggy bread crumbs) landed clean (or... not so cleanly... whatever!) on her face. She screamed in the middle of her sentence and shot up like a jack-in-the-box.
"Score!" Silt cried as he hi-fived Rocky. I grinned as the girl ran off like a mad bull to the bath-room.
"Nice shot!" I congratulated.
Rocky sat back down and winked at me. "I've had lots of practice."
That was fun. I happened to spot John watching too, he had a grin on his face. Why do I keep mentioning John anyway? He might be a pretty boy but that doesn't mean i like him! (Just making that clear between you and me.)
Anyway, I think I can qualify Silt and Rocky as my true friends, I mean, they pretty much made her their enemy by looking out for me, that's what real friends do, right?
BTW: I found this picture on the ground of Miss prissy. Yeesh.

Don't tell anyone else but i felt like she could read my mind… 'cause… my mother
Anyhow, that's about all that's worth saying... Still trying to think of a name or something for you.

~Alex

[mantlepiece]

As sole ruler over this notebook, i hear-by dub thee, Whatever.
Yes, that is your new name. I know, i'm a dork, but who cares? Just don't go tattling to everyone what i named you! Because you can of course. -_- Crikey. (Yikes! Where did i pick up that word?!)
Talk about meaningless chatter! I'm almost as bad as some of the cliquey girls around here! Eeek! x~x
So anyway, I may have made a new friend... Which I suppose is good, considering I've made practically three four enemies already. (Cause that girl i met yesterday has a friend.)
I was diary writing yesterday (as you know) and at that last sentence I got bored and started discreetly watching others write (it's a good thing the english teacher was glued to her book, seriously! She has the eye of a hawk! Anyway...) I looked at the dog sitting next to me and I couldn't help but stare at what she was writing. I couldn't read it though, I've never mastered reading linked, curvy writing at an angle. So she spotted me watching and glared at me (must've been venting a touchy subject).
Not really wanting another enemy i quickly scribbled on a stray piece of paper, "Sorry, couldn't help it. But don't worry, I can't read your fancy writing."
Why didn't i just tell her that, you ask? Cause our English teacher can hear a student talking when their not supposed to a mile away! (No, seriously, it's really creepy! Though i probably exaggerated on the "mile away" part.)
She eyed the note I'd passed her and scribbled one back. I made out the words, "Prove it."
Right. I said in my mind. How am I supposed to do that?! And how on earth can I prove I'm not lying when my proof of not lying could be lying?! (Did you get that? Lol.) Someone had their wires crossed that day.
I couldn't be bothered thinking of some mind-blowing 'proof' so I just wrote, 'Your writing looks like this:' and I put a whole line of scribbly stuff. She looked at it and turned bright red. I actually thought she was gonna cry when all of a sudden, she burst into hysterical laughter!
Almost the whole class jumped (including the teacher) and stared at her (that includes me too). When i got over my shock I couldn't help but start cracking up too at the absurdity of the situation! I mean, who laughs about scribbles? So we were both laughing our hearts out, the other girl started rolling on the floor, while everybody stared at us in wonder! The teacher looked so flabbergasted I laughed even louder and slapped my desk.
Anyway we were sent to the principals office, though we got off pretty good, we only had to read in the library all lunch break today with the librarian breathing down our backs.
And while we were eating lunch today, the girl, who's named Tania, sat by us and we all chatted, all four of us. I'm hoping they can come over tomorrow, after school.
And i'm trying not to look suspicious as the english teacher eyes me and Tania...
Umm... oh yeah: I found my locker door this morning with graffiti threats all over it. Conner isn't very creative is he? Wait, do you know who he is? It's the guy who blamed me for getting grounded after that paper airplane incident. Remember? Here's a pic:

I know he did the graffiti because he was grinning evilly at me when i spotted it.
Wel'p, gotta go.
(PS: here is what Tania looks like:)

~Alex

[mantlepiece]

Hello-
Ok, Whatever.
Firstly, i really need to come up with a better way to start an entry, other than a cheesy 'hello' or a dull 'dear'.
Secondly, i heard somebody's diary got found today and rumors that they had a crush on somebody or rather is shooting through the school! You can imagine how that will end out. Everybody is probably gonna be more careful at guarding their diary now, including me... so i'll be taking you home everyday, for safety precautions only, okay!
Thirdly, I had so much fun with my new friends last night (cause i invited them over)! Rocky is hilarious! Silt is a bit more quiet... but still fun & he's really friendly... And Tania is super smart and a bit crazy at times!
I got some colored pens from home, so if my memory holds up i'll start writing down what they say: Rocky will be in red (cause it's his favorite color), Tania is in blue (she's crazy about it), and Silt can be in... green. I'll be in- darn it! Rocky took red! (Red= my favorite color.) Hmm... i have the color... orange (it's about as red as i'm gonna get).
This is the conversation we had during our pizza dinner in the lounge:

Tania: Mmm. Peperoni!
Rocky: What?!
Tania: PEPERONI! Have you got fluff in your ears?
Rocky: Haha! I think you've got fluff in your mouth! I thought you said pee pee Ronnie!
Tania: Haha! *takes bite of pizza* I'f acually dot piffa im ma mouf!
We all laugh.
Me: EW! Stop laughing! Your spitting pizza everywhere!
Silt: *picks his glass of grape soda and inspects it* Yup, there goes my appetite. (There was a piece of half digested cheese in it.)
Me: Haha! Gross!
We all laugh while trying to keep our mouths closed, Silt does the best job.
The laughter dies down and we continue munching on pizza, though Silt really has been put off his food.
Silt: *grins smugly (which kinda scared me.)* You know what's even more gross than chewed up food floating in soda?
We all pause in mid-mouthful and stare at him with wide or slitted eyes.
Me: Do we want to know?
Silt: When somebody pukes into your mouth.
We Immediately drop our pizzas.
Tania: *gags and rushes to the bathroom*
Rocky: Dude! We were eating! Now I have to refrain from eating this delicious, crispy pizza, with warm, golden cheddar cheese dripping off the corners of this perfectly crafted, golden crust. Oh, and with heavenly seasoned meat slices. *picks up pizza and resumes eating*
Silt: * eyes him playfully... Sorta reminded me of a kitten about to pounce on his litter mate* I hope you know that cheese is, in fact, milk that has rotted and died, transforming into a deceptive form of tasty fungi poo.

So i had just been staring at them till now, when I realized what they were up to. So I picked up my plate of pizza and went to find Tania (who fake gagged by the way.), and we chatted till the boys realized we were gone (by that time i had managed to eat my pizza). Then we went outside and played... some form of soccer with next to no rules while the sun set.
So that was fun.
Good thing I don't have much to say, time's almost up. Fine, I admit it, diary writing is not as bad as I thought it would be. Happy?! Well I ain't gonna say that ever again! Okay! Oh gosh, there I went again.
Okay... I just noticed that weird guy I tripped on the bus ages ago is in this class. What on earth...? He's running out of class now. He looked like he was gonna be sick or something... Weird. Not that being sick in class is weird... he was acting weird... He was doubled over, sweating furiously, teeth bared, shaking, and his tail having a weird spazz attack... Then he ran out. Dogs don't do that when they want to throw up... Right? Never mind.
Got to go.

~Alex

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Here comes a major twist so hold onto your pants! ;P

Okay. Life just got really weird... and freaky!!! And yes i'm freaking out AND IT'S NOT FUNNY! NOT EVEN A BIT!!!

Okay, so during a baseball game i was walking down the halls to go to meet my friends at the game when i heard growling coming from the boys bathroom. I was gonna let it pass when this huge crack and bang made me jump out of my skin! (At least it almost did!) So, rushed in. (Yeah it was really embarrassing even though nobody was around, but wanted to know what the freak was going on! And someone could've been hurt...)
I got in and it was quite dark inside (which was weird). My eyes adjusted quickly though and i saw one of the stall doors had been thrown across the bathroom and snapped in half! And what's worse is that the dog i tripped on the bus and gave me the creepy glare was there! STARING AT ME! WITH GLOWING EYES!!! AND I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!
Calming self down.
And then the darkness faded to the back of the room (it kinda looked like it retreated to the dog) and the glowing eyes disappeared... though his normal eye color isn't any more normal. They're blood red. (But then look who's talking.)
We just stared at each other.
Then the dog (let's call him 'freak'- and he can have the color dark blue) just said, "Your a girl. What are you doing in here?", as though nothing was wrong (apart from me being there). And everything was NOT okay! Just to make that clear!!
I hate hate hate hate it when someone acts like everything is bright and sunny when it's so obviously NOT!!! So i imagined myself smashing his snout in.
I replied in the most civilized way i could manage: "What the fudge pear is going on?!" Okay so maybe near the end of the question i started shouting.
Freak blinked.
And I got insanely mad. "Would you just stop being an idiot and talk before i kill you?!" (This was a very weird experience for me, okay. Give me a break.)
He blinked again and glanced at the broken door.
"Aargh!!!" I growled/screamed. I know. I overreacted.
"Calm down." I heard him hiss. When i glanced up thought i saw an amused smirk on his face, but if there was, he wiped it off as soon as i turned to him.
"Calm down? How exactly AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN!?!?!?!"
"Shut up!!!"
I was about to not shut up again when he said, "Don't tell another dog or you'll regret it." Then he ran past me and left.
I couldn't believe it! I wish my legs would've moved so i could slap him but i felt like fish fat. GRRRRRRR!!!
You know, you really are good at venting… or is it the other way around?
Anyway, i eventually stumbled out but Freak was long gone. My friends were walking down the hall, right outside the door. I have to admit, their faces! Lol!
"Alex???" Tania gasped like i had horns growing out of my eyes. Here's what their expressions were like- not exactly the same, K.} Her face:
"Um… what were you doing in there, Alex?" Rocky queried slowly. His face:
Silt was speechless:
I just stared at them… remembering Freak's threat. (I hate him incase you didn't know.) I had to resort to: "I was practicing my plumbing skills." I wish i said that.
I actually said: "Wrong door."

Sorry i didn't say hi at the beginning, Whatever. How rude of me! Cause not addressing a note book is impolite. rolling eyes now… actually i'm glaring at Freak (Just my luck he's in the same English class as me- oh shoot! I'd better hide this… whatever- if he finds out i wrote all that down…)
Nothing more to say.
(I'm still freaking out!)

[Revolutionary Fairy]

This is awesome!

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Thank you! XD
Wasn't sure what people would think of that last entry. Glad you liked it. ^-^

Probably won't do another entry until after Christmas, as i'm on holiday and only have my phone.

[mantlepiece]

Sorry this took such a long time! I was considering quitting it but i really want to see this through till the end.

Hi, Whatever.
Something is definitley not right- apart from the fact i said 'hi' to you. Actually a lot of things aren't right at the moment.
And i'm still freaking out... Fine. I'm not, but life isn't natural at the moment. In what way? First: i'm writing in you by my own free will when i'm supposed to be doing homework. Second: i snapped at everyone that talked to me after... Lunch today (including the sports teacher, which earned me 30 pushups and detention. I really. don't. like. him.). Third: ... uh... I forgot. Oh yeah- dinner.
Dad hasn't gotten back yet.
Oh, and there was a big hubub after school. Apparently some random guy found that door in the bathroom during classes and was caught sneaking down the halls by a teacher. Wish i could've seen the teachers face when she saw the dog carrying a bathroom door down the hall! Anyhow, he claimed it wasn't him (naturally) and the teacher found the hinges off one of the guy's stalls had burst. Somehow, by the end of the day, the whole school knew the rumor.
Ok, Whatever. I'm going to get dinner before the neighbors can hear my stomach talking.
~Alex