Favorite Quotes

[rabbithaver]

are you... SERIOUS? crack is a drug, drugs ruin your LIFE...

And you're telling me you have never done any drugs? And not all drugs ruin your life. Ibuprofen always helps.<3

Dude. Ibuprofen doesn't always help. I'm allergic to it.

[Adelle]

May we please stop this debate? And I think Kinarra meant a different type of 'crack'.

[wibeke]

-decides to stay out of the debate to keep from screaming-
I'll just say this though. Calm down a little geeky, I'm pretty sure she was either joking or meant something else, but don't have a spazz attack.

Anyways, I have another (not that funny though >.<) quote.

"Anyone can set their toast on fire, but it takes TRUE genius to burn soup!" Me, telling my friend about my attempt at making dinner.
For the record, if you put noodles in boiling water and forget about it, the water dries up and the noodles go on fire. No damage was done, but i spent half an hour cleaning out the pan (and the noodles stuck to it). xD

[Phantasmagoria]

"Fighting is for people who can't win with their brains." -- Unknown.

[gossypiumYeoman]

Sorry, Im in a bad mood... :T My sisters are annoying me ALOT, thats all... Ok OW My eye started hurting. Ok never mind it stopped.

[Heart's Tears]

4 of my faves (but I've got many more XD ):

"Why fear the unknown, when you can conquer it?" ~Courage Wolf

"You feel alone, but someone is thinking of you." ~Courage Wolf

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That's why it's called 'present'." ~Master Oogway (Kung-Fu Panda)

"If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up every day to the sound of your breathing on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers in my skin and the feeling of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you." ~Some weird dude who can't understand the fact that I already have a boyfriend

[Adelle]

"I'm 12." Me when I talk to people who are like 20 and think I am like 20, it's funny to see their reaction.

"I'm on this new diet, I mean actually, I don't eat anything. When I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese." Girl from "The Devil Wear's Prada"

"I looked like a fool last night!' Nacho Libre

[gossypiumYeoman]

LOL I have a similar one: "I'm 10, I wanna read a book by Stephen King." It's true, but the only one who's like, encouraging me to do it is my sister I wanna read Dream Catcher. ^^

[Adelle]

"OMG, there's a jew parade outside my house!" My brother's friend, who is very strange

"Ah, my head!" When the same friend got hit in the leg with a ball.

"Fear is only bigger when we fear, fear." Me

[Phantasmagoria]

Wow, an old man in a yellow Prius playing bluegrass as loud as those morons you see in Wal-mart parking lots playing rap..

Yeah, well I'm one of those 'morons'.

Yeah, well I'm one of those obnoxious idiots blaring heavy metal with three other people in the car, the one in shotgun playing an air guitar and the two in the back head banging.

-- A conversation between me and a friend.