Closed.

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Yes, I am being totally serious.

New "News of the Bean" Now Open!
Over 20 members! Yay Beaners!
We have a new Mod/Reporter! Be nice to Rainpelt and welcome her to her new positions!
We have a new Jelly General! Congrats Toothless.!

One day (today actually), I was talking to iWolfie and Spockylass on Spocky's Fanclub. My character, Ash, had been poking around in Spocky's art shop. He had stolen some Spocky flavoured Jelly Beans.

Here, this is our lovely conversation: (All the boring bits have been cut out)

*Raises hand*

Add me please! I'd like to join my friend's fan club. It won't do without me here, no it won't.

xD It wouldn't do at all UC! Daw, I'm glad you joined! *hugs* I feel loved. xD

*Is squashed*
Nah, I'm just here for the free cake. CAKE!

Joke! Joke! Or is it?

Oh... I'm so sorry... we don't have any cake! Wolfie's 'sona Cas ate all the cake my Keely made...

Oh well. I'll take the hug then. *hugs Spocky* Ash ate all my cake... He's a very naughty character...

I'm so sorry, Cas is very naughty sometimes. Now we don't have anymore cake. And I'm sure Cas doesn't want to regurgitate xD

xD We'll just have to keep Ash and Cas away the next time I bake cookies.

Yesh, Cas said thankys by the way xD She's now laying in a bean bag chair

No, Ash is all right around cookies. Just cake and Jelly Beans. Here, have a Jelly Bean. There's only one left, so you can have it Spocky.

Cas likes fudge xD And PIE yum...and cake! But...Cas ate the cake...so have a sprinkle

But anyways, I got some more Jelly Beans. Anyone?

I want Jelly Beans! I'll have to hide them from Cas..she becomes rabid around them Do you have any marshmallow or peach flavored?

Yup, and Spocky flavoured. They have Spocky's avatar etched into them, I stole them from her art shop. I mean, Ash stole them from her art shop. Bad Ash! Spocky flavoured is my favourite, it's sort of sweet but sour at the same time. It tastes like my favourite food; melon and the purple Monster Munch and the Thai Sweet Chilli crisps and Chocolate Fingers and Custard Creams and Babybels. Wow... A weird flavour.

Spocky, you taste weird!

Yup, and Spocky flavoured. They have Spocky's avatar etched into them, I stole them from her art shop. I mean, Ash stole them from her art shop. Bad Ash! Spocky flavoured is my favourite, it's sort of sweet but sour at the same time. It tastes like my favourite food; melon and the purple Monster Munch and the Thai Sweet Chilli crisps and Chocolate Fingers and Custard Creams and Babybels. Wow... A weird flavour.

Spocky, you taste weird!

How the heck did they figure out what I tasted like to start with? O_o

I feel strange now... do you know how odd it feels to have people complimenting your personal jelly-bean flavor?

..Nope sorry spocky I don't. But let me tell ya something, you taste GREAT

Hrm... well, I suppose that's a relief. I wouldn't want to be a nasty flavored jelly bean. xD

You taste very nice, and thanks Spocky. I wonder what I taste like? Hm.... Hopefully something nice or something nasty (not bogey flavoured though, eww). Just like meh.

xD You'd probably taste like spinach or liver. I'm just kidding. You'd be ice-cream, and I would buy you by the truckload. x)

Yay! Loved by everyone but my best friend! Yippee!

xD What would I taste like....I'm trying to think but nuttin' coming to mind.

Like nuts. There's something about you that makes me think that you'll taste like 'em. Hmmm.... That would make a great club... The Jelly Bean club...

xD What would I taste like....I'm trying to think but nuttin' coming to mind.

It's the nuttin' part of your post that makes me think of nuts. xD But I think you would be banana.... I've always had a taste for artificial banana. xD

O.o I like nuts! Especially walnuts. They're my favorite type of nut xD Hmm.. Boonana king! xD It's off of one of the stupid videos on youtube but it's so stupid it's funny xD Yay! Banana....Whats your favorite type of Jelly Bean? I really like Peach but thats because I LOVE Peach O's

And so the Jelly Bean Club was formed, by iWolfie, Spocky and I. My famous post, now sported by Spocky in her signature, is the one in bold.

A little hectic isn't it? We've all worked together to create this Club, and we hope that you'd like to join us in our quest to take over the forums! have lots of fun deciding our Jelly Bean flavours.

Rules
Now, we have to have rules from stopping our lovely club from getting locked.

1. You can only have a Jelly Bean flavour not in use by any other member.
2. Of course you can mix flavours! Look at Spocky's flavour for an example.
3. Unusual combinations are best but if you want you can have normal ones.
4. You can chat here about anything Jelly bean related, but please no advertising.
5. PM me or Spocky to ask if we can advertise you. Please advertise us as well though.
6. Listen to me, Spocky and iWolfie at all times. And the MODs of course (if we ever get any).
7. Try not to get offended if someone doesn't like your "flavour", it's a bit of fun.
8. And most importantly, have fun!

I have the right to add any rules as i see fit.

The Form
Please fill it out properly.

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Flavour:
[b]I agree to have fun and listen to Spocky, UC and iWolfie.[/b]

Check out iWolfie's post for current members and open flavours. Remember, you can't take any flavour that is used by someone else. Then go to Spocky's post to check out current competitions, advertisement and soon banners!

Owners
Unknown Child (UC)
Spockylass
iWolfie

Mods
Rainpelt

Reporters
Rainpelt

Jelly General
Toothless.

Jelly Bean Buddy (Only pals in real-life of me, Spocky and Wolfie can be in this rank. Sorry.)
Gabi-Gabi (UC's pal)

News!

4th September 2010
We have a new Mod/Reporter! Rainpelt!
The News of the Bean has opened for the first time! Still working on it though.

3rd September 2010
Over twenty members! Yay Beaners!
I won't be on much due to school starting yesterday, so I won't be here often enough.

18th August 2010
Unknown has been stupid and lazy because she forgot to update The Jelly Bean Club.
We have a new segment to the Club! Bean of the Week!
We have a new Bean of the Week! mrmilo289! Congratulations!

25th August 2010
New members of Jelly Bean thread.
Second winner of riddle! Toothless.!
Our first mascot, Giant Jelly Bean. viewtopic.php?f=33&t=250283

24th August 2010
Discussion of a possible Jelly Bean thread.
The Jelly Bean thread is created.
The Jelly Bean thread opens for all to join!
First member, mrmilo289!
Our first Riddle Winner! Wolfdaughter!
Our first piece of Fanart! Thatnks mrmilo289!

[Aloaei]

Member-Their Flavor

1. Unknown Child-Lime Ice Cream
2. iWolfie-Peachy Walnuty Fudge
3. Spockylass-Melon, Purple Monster Munch, Thai Sweet Chilli Crisps, Chocolate Fingers, Custard Creams and Babybels.
4. mrmilo289-Coca Cola, Fruit Punch
5. WolfDaughter-Raspberry
6. Beautiful Monster-Chocolate Covered Cherry
7. Ruki- Dr Pepper, Ice cream, Mango, Chocolate Strawberry
8. Me.-Horse-Molass
9. Epicninjawolf-Rootbeer, Hot Sauce and Banana's
10. Angelika1999-orange,strawberry,mango,banana
11. Toothless.-Lemon,Lime,Dragon Fruit
12. Rainpelt-Tutti Fruitti, Sour Cherry, Lemon
13. -Enigma-Double Camomile, dark blueberry JellyBean
14. Kittykat3115-Water Melon and Elderberry
15. MistCreek-Rubber Ducky
17. Janet10433-French Vanilla, Caramel Syrup
18. Snowstar1-Watermellon, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Chocolate and Snow
19. ~Sakorian Rage~-Mango, Peach, Chocolate Strawberry, Caramel and Mint
20. SteffiDaBeagle-Popsicle Stick, Plastic Spoon, Water bottle cap, and Strawberry
21. Warriorqueen66- Ninja, Rain, Dinosaur & Toffee-Apple
22. Gabi-Gabi-Henry-flavoured (my dog - he's black)
23. Beanie-Minty bacon and division calculator
24. MarieBaz-Lime
25. FreyaAquarius -Those lavender and rose flavoured sweets for horses. Yes I know I probably shouldn't eat them, but they're delicious! XD
Support
Pixel Banner by iWolfie

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Custom Bean
Seen above are our own custom beans. All members will not receive a bean, they are usually awarded as Contest prizes.


Please, if the bean isn't yours don't use it. If I or UC or Spocky find out that you've claimed a bean that wasn't yours you will be stripped of your beans and be blacklisted.

Also, I did create the bean lines myself, if I or any other staff member see's that you are claiming the lines as your own, you will be blacklisted and stripped of your beans as-well.

[Aloaei]

Reserving for later use.


Fanart!

By mrmilo289- Aww, check out the bean!
Fanart ^^
By Spockylass- Hehe, this bean will stalk you.
Giant Bean
By kittykat3115- Yay! Finally some stamps.

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By the awesome Warriorqueen
Dino Bean

[Spockylass]

I will be controlling the Contests section!

Contests

Riddles!
Guess the answer to the riddle and get yourself a custom jelly bean! 8D
Don't go and Google, etc., try to guess for yourself!

Current Riddles:

None! But be prepared for a few challenging ones when the first issue of The Bean News is published! >8D

MINION CONTEST!

The JBC is holding an art competition! 8D Here is what you have to do:
Our Mascot, Jim-Child-Wolf-Lass, needs your help! Your mission is to draw him with as many minions as possible, in the most creative location/action as possible! There are three categories from which one could win:
Most Minions
Best Interpretation of Jim-Child-Wolf-Lass
Most Comical

Each winner gets a custom bean and a CS pet!
Entries will be judged by the site owners, iWolfie, Spockylass, and Unknown Child. Entries should be PM'd to Spockylass, so that the "Most Minions" prize is more fair! At the end, all images will be posted for everyone to gawk over! We should count minions from every image, how many do we have total!?

So Jelly Beans! Get to it! Jim-Child-Wolf-Lass needs your help if he's going to be of any use in our plots to take over the WORLD!

Entries
By Beautiful Monster
By The Narwhal

[Spockylass]

Reserved. =)

[ωιитєяfℓу]

News of the Bean!

Neeeiiigh! *cough cough* Excuse me, Rainpelt here with new of a disease that is rabidly spreading through the population. Citizens all over are beginning to experience horse-like cravings, and are shouting out equine noises at random. The infected jelly beans are highly addictive and it is impossible to eat just one. If you happen to see any jelly beans looking like those pictures, beware! Neigh! Do not eat the sugary, or carrot-ty beans, lest you want to become another one of the infected! Warning: Severe cases have been known to cause cravings for hay, carrots, sugar cubes, fresh grass, the need to run, as well as the blurting out of horse sounds at random intervals. It has even been known to cause the growth of horse-like ears. If you have consumed any of the jelly beans, it is recommended you lock yourself in a nice padded room for approximately thirty-six hours, with only bland, flavorless jelly beans untill your cravings subside. Neigh! This has been an important news update on Jell-E-Quine Syndrome, now I'll need to be taken back to my nice room before I see another of those... yuuummy... delicious... mooouuth-waaateriiing *drooling*... jelly... beans...

By Rainpelt






Possible Takeover?

~We have possible news that a Giant ..... Bean is trying .. .... .... ... World.~
The latest news broadcasts states that there is a new problem. There is a huge Giant Jelly Bean trying to take over the world, and it has small people riding on its back. One of our reporters, Rainpelt, has seen it and drawn it so that we can see what is happening. We have a direct quote from the Bean’s godmother (see later on).

There are reports that the bean is travelling across Europe, towards England. Be aware England that this bean is deadly and the people are carrying shot guns and slingshots which seem to shoot Jelly Beans at everyone. No one is safe from this Giant Bean, and we have heard their leader shout, “Join us Beaners or live underneath Jim Child-Wolf-Lass!” Our researchers have found out that there is a new Club ruling the internet, The Jelly Bean Club on http://www.chickensmoothie.com . Their leaders are supposedly the deadliest at all, actually throwing Bean bombs. They have the aliases Unknown Child, iWolfie and Spockylass. They have threatened to kidnap the website’s leaders, Nick and Tess; by using the Giant Bean they call Jim Child-Wolf-Lass. When they have the website in their grasp, they will move on to the rest of the internet.

No one is safe.

The Bean’s godmother, Beautiful Monster, has announced, “Jim Child-Wolf-Lass my godchild and the representative of this club. He is the giant jelly bean that will take over the world.” There you have it, they are planning to take over our world.

Hold onto your computers everyone; it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

(If you can’t read the writing, this is what it says (from left to right):
1. Onward! ((Beautiful Monster))
2. Jim is yummy...
3. I have a question
4. No one cares (to 3)
5. World domination!
6. XD (said outloud) ((Toothless.))
7. Weirdo (thinking about 6 who just shouted "XD") ((mrmilo289))
8 + 9 + 10. Yay!
11. No! go the other way!
12 + 13. Faster!
14. Them people look like ants
15. His face is a mistake.
17 + 18. Oh em gee!
18. Oops... ((iWolfie))
19. AAAAH! ((Unknown Child))
20. Why am I tied to Jim? ((Spockylass)))

By the Lime Ice-cream Jelly Bean

If I've forgotten someone, just post please.

Jokes/Poems

A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,
pointed two fingers at the clerk and said:
"This is a muck up."
"Don't you mean a stick up?" asked the girl.
"No," said the robber, "it's a muck up. I've
forgotten my gun."

Taken from 1001 Really Stupid Jokes. Picked by Unknown Child

"Can you stand on your head?"
"I've tried, but I can't get my
feet up high enough."

Again, taken from 1001 Really Stupid Jokes and picked by Unknown Child.

As he was walking along the street the vicar
saw a little girl trying to to reach a high door
knocker. Anxious to help, the vicar went over
to her. "Let me do it dear," he said, rapping
the knocker vigorously.
"Great!" said the girl, "Now run like hell."

From 1001 Really Stupid Jokes and picked by UC.

A monster went to see the doctor because he
kept bumping into things. "You need glasses,"
said the doctor.
"Will I be able to read with them?" asked
the monster.
"Yes."
"That's brilliant," said the monster, "I didn't know
how to read before."

Taken from 1001 RSJ. Picked by UC.

What do you get if a huge hairy monster
steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.

Taken from 1001 RSJ. Picked by UC.

What's black and white
and horrible?
A math examination paper.

From 1001 RSJ. Picked by UC.

[Spockylass]

Advertisements

All Jelly Bean fans are welcome to add their Shops, RP's, Adoptables, etc. Just send the link to Spockylass!


Adoptions


Role Plays

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[Aloaei]

Yay Open! xD

[Mr.Milo]

Username:mrmilo289
Flavour:cocoa cola(or howeve you spell it)
I agree to have fun and listen to Spocky, UC and iWolfie.

[Forever Sun]

Username:WolfDaughter
Flavour:Raspberry
I agree to have fun and listen to Spocky, UC and iWolfie.
Very cool!