Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

[Vivi-Cat]

It's a spell. When you use it, you can jump very high!

Where does Ron Weasley live?

[rare animal]

ron isn't a person; it is a rare type of cheese that only Voldemort could eat.

what is quidditch and where is it played?

[BlackMilk]

quidditch is a game of killing, everyone has to grab their guns and shoot everyone and everything that get in there way. the game is played in mars so no stray bullets hit peop;le who arent playing

who is voldemort and what does he do?

[LyingLastBreath]

Voldemort is the friendly fairy princess who Guides Ron on her quest to save her sister Harry Potter and their uncle Hermoine

Who is Professor Snape?

[Jiloon]

Professor Snape is the principal of Woodingham who has come to have tea with Hagrid

Do all wizards have magic?

[LyingLastBreath]

Only the ones with pink hair and horse tails do.

What is Harry's goal?

[rare animal]

to eat every single type food in the whole world before he turns 99!

what is Hogwarts and where is it located?

[Vivi-Cat]

It's in Australia, Hogward a pile of huge rocks where Pandas live

Who are Fred and George Weasley?

[Losers With Wifi]

Two big explosions with faces like (:
Who is Voldemort?

[Geralt&Ciri<3]

A pet pig

Who is Hagrid?