Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

[lennqn]

They were feeding their pet bunny (named Robert Bob Percy Jr.) and he bit both of them, and they died, after putting antibiotics on the bite.


How did Voldemort lose his nose?

[Hyazihr]

Robert Bob Percy Jr. stole it.

What was the last horcrux?

[sasha.]

The sorcerers stone.

What pet did Harry have?

[Vivi-Cat]

A piglet. It was small and orange and it could swim!

Who was Tom Riddle?

[CutePaul]

The Riddler from Batman in disguise

What kind of pet does Ron own?

[dilly.]

A purple sparkly unicorn and a donkey.

Who was Dudley?

[0MyBubbleInSpace0]

Harry's favourite teacher.

What did the twins give Harry in the third book?

[rare animal]

a magical sparkly potato that could teleport anywhere in the world, including on Voldemort's head.

what species was Buckbeak and who did he belong to?

[BlackMilk]

Buckbeak was a rare rainbow unicorn that spreaded happiness everywhere and belonged to voldemort.

what horror did harry see when he "died" in the last book/movie?

[Geralt&Ciri<3]

A slice of cheese

What is transformation?