You Can't Fight The Homestuck.

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↪ and the ships
and the feels
and the everything
why
why is homestuck just
why
its official that we're all like mini hussies running around
just imagine our kids
how theyll turn out like amg
i cant

[quitting99983]

↪ and the ships
and the feels
and the everything
why
why is homestuck just
why
its official that we're all like mini hussies running around
just imagine our kids
how theyll turn out like amg
i cant

im naming my kid after a troll
if i get a second one they get to be called after a kid
yeah
i should never have kids. lmao.

[di-stri]

how weird would it be for a kid to have a troll's name though
'gamzee' 'karkat' 'kanaya' 'meenah' they're all really odd names where did hussie even come up with these again

[rina.]

↪ and the ships
and the feels
and the everything
why
why is homestuck just
why
its official that we're all like mini hussies running around
just imagine our kids
how theyll turn out like amg
i cant

im naming my kid after a troll
if i get a second one they get to be called after a kid
yeah
i should never have kids. lmao.

i will have a son
and his name will be dave
and he will have a boyfriend
and his boyfriends name will be john
i do not care if dave is not gay
its happening

[quitting99983]

meenah is acceptable tho
mina
meena
those are actual names
karkat
okay maybe not that name - seriously theyd be made fun of for life
porrim
eh

edit;;
FAVORITE ALPHA TROLL. QUICK.
mine would have to be either meenah or porrim - oh my god porrim MEEEEP so glad to relate to her <3

[di-stri]

touche, the name meenah isn't too bad. nor is damara or rufioh. but a good amount of the troll names are pretty odd

i like damara, rufioh and cronus. latula, meenah and meulin are rather cool too. i don't recall much about porrim, to be honest, but i'm sure if i looked into it she'd be up there also. danscestors are p interesting

also, insuf, i cannot decide whether that would be great or cruel
what if you just forced their boy/girlfriend to change their name and dye their hair for the duration of being with your son
like, cut it for them in the dead of night
boyfriend? they're john now. girlfriend? they're john too. gender does not matter. everyone is john

bad jokes? bad grammar? ?? does not matter. sleep deprived. me

[air mail;]

but if everybody is john, does that mean we are all johns in disguise too?

my favorite dancestor would have to be.. Aranea or Meenah. I love them both so much it's almost unhealthy.

[flowery]

Hey guys I'm back from my break thing! Sorry,that's why I haven't been active on the thread so yeah! I'm back ^.^"

[sicknasty]

note on wierd-name-ness:
i know how he feels.


{i hate the six-letter name rule. 'nuff said.}

[orion ;;]

i did a thing too lazy for colors blegh