by Dark Drago Dragonite » Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:37 am
"Eeeh! Half|of|us|are|lowbloods,|how|can|you|think|that?", Danhel asked. "Hehe! Well paeelly, we do look terrifying!", Barrul said.
"So, you had your fun, I see! Are they already through the gate?"
They turned, to see 7 majestic figures on the sunset. The Guardians. "C'mon, I know we are quite striking, but can't you answer?", one asked, stepping forward. It was the girl that had attacked Lionel early... Her name...
Was Dracci.
"That's right beautiful! And yours is too!"
Oh, shoosh you...
"I only tell the truth"
I know. You are me. And we are awesome.
"Indeed"
"Dracci, stop breaking the poor fourth wall. We had to revive it last year", another said, approaching. It was a girl with 7 mechanical arms on her back, and carrying a notebook and a pencil. Her name was Ivy. Guardian of Nature. "Geez, and you don't even make references to us, the six spectacular siblings", another one said, approaching. It was Elvis... Or Jake. The guy that talked to Vriska and Seamus. Guardian of Waves. The others approached as well, quite bothered because they don't get a presentation. Two of them, the ones that attacked Aerosa: Draca and Char, Guardian of Storms and Guardian of Flames. Another, the guy that helped Rangon get to his destination. Sheldon, the Guardian of Frost. The last one, the guy who intimidated Leodan and Danelo. Lewie, the Guardian of Earth.
"G[][]d aftern[][]n, guys", Tankox said, as Sandoa, Zorgoa, Cannid, Barrul, Huggol, Toaden, Danhel, and Colvo bowed slightly. "No need to bow guys. The ground isn't that interesting. Good day to you as well!", Dracci said.
((Yay I appear and break the fourth wall at the same time!))
[My ramble]
While there is matter there is hope.
Unless we're talking about Gamzee.
Then there is no hope for that guy.