by pij4p4i3o » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:32 pm
dear inquisition,
i don't know why i'm friends with you. the more time we spend together, the more i dislike you. i see qualities i've never seen before; your selfishness, your superiority complex, your narcissism, your idiocy, your cowardice. i love you as a sister, as one of my own. you're one of the most important people in my world. i wish that you could break free of the need to follow, to be part of the ever marching herd of sheep, mindlessly following, doing what they're told. i'd never push you to do anything, i can only nudge you, and provide you with valid reasons not to follow, valid reasons to be your own leader, to take control of your own fate.
i wish that you'd realize that my niceness is fragile, that i'm not at my core a sweet, forgiving, peacful person. that just like you, i have my qualms, i get upset. i just choose to deal with things. i don't bottle things up inside.
i wish you'd trust me. you don't seem to know that it actually hurts me, that you don't. perhaps i myself am being a little selfish in wanting your affection, but i'm only human, right?
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dear intrigue,
i'm not sure what it is about you, but i and many others want to faun over you, hah. honestly, i'm a little creeped out by myself, at how much i like you. you're eyes are perfect, they're green and blue at the same time and your nose is adorable, your freckles are qourfgweiofbqeuffhqidfb everything about you turns me into a squealing pile of fuzz. it's unsightly. i don't think i've ever been so obsessed with someone, let alone another woman.
The upstanding church-going law-abiding tax-paying citizen who votes democrat or republican is far more despicable and a bigger threat to humanity than the most
promiscuous lazy drug-snorting hippie. Why? Because the hippie is willing to let others be free and the voter is not. The damage done to society by bad habits and loose morality is nothing compared to the damage done to society by the self-righteous violence committed in the name of the State.

