by Dark Drago Dragonite » Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:25 am
"Frost Guardian? Who is that?", Leodan asked. "He's a weird guy. Lil' short and round, needin' a haircut, wearing a weird hood, he is says it's a Blastose hoodie or something like that. Oh and he said to not get anywhere near Dracci because she would kill me on a very slow and painful way if she saw me wearing this cape", Denalo recalled. Leodan scratched his head, then began looking around, glaring and growling. "What are you doing?", the ghost asked. "I sense Hytema must be close....", Leodan growled. "You kids these days are weird", Danelo sighed.
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"Eh, eh! Calminha, pá! 'Pra a hostilidade, falhada?"(Ey, ey! Calm down, man! Why the hostility, loser?), the guy laughed, turning his back and blocking the punch with the surfboard. "Vriska, calm down... I can translate... He's asking why so much hostility", Seamus said. "É isso, cara! E vê se traduzes para Português de Portugal é que eu posso usar expressões brasileiras mas sou Português de sangue, local de nascimento e mentalidade!"(Yeah, dude! And translate to Portuguese from Portugal because I might use Brazilian expressions but I'm Portuguese from blood, birthplace, and mind!), the guy laughed. "And now he's asking me to translate from european Portu... Wait, dude! You're European as well? Cool! High-five!", Seamus said, and the two high-fived. "Vriska, c'mon, this guy might be rude and sing horribly but so do I. He doesn't seem that bad", Seamus smiled.
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Aerosa looked around. The Draconic scent seemed to come from two sides now...
"Confused....", she heard from between the bushes. "Who's there?", Aerosa asked. A girl, taller than her even though younger, stepped from the darkness, cackling madly. Another girl, exactly like her, except maybe the clothes, stepped in next to her, cackling madly as well.
==›DESCRIBE FURTHER.
The first girl (Draca) was wearing a shiny Dragonite hat ((Imagine Nepeta's hat recoloured)), with a shiny Dragonite hood, including the wings' drawn in the back. She was wearing jeans that seemed they went trough a lot, with chains and pins. She was wearing boots... How do I say this? Doc Maertens. She was wearing DM boots. In her hand was tattooed ‘Place Cheat Card here’. In her left arm was tattooed a fancy banner with an Arceus holding that overpowered Sneasel card, below written ‘PokéCard Master’ in Unown writting. In her right arm, there was tattooed various monsters and creatures surrounding a book saying ‘Monstrology, Draconology and Lore’. From her thick sunglasses, one could say she had spent too much time reading or playing games. Her hair was falling over her head like a dead body on a rock. Her hair was Carrot-coloured, like her sister, Ivy. She was holding a Pokémon card deck on her right hand, and by the looks of it, she had brought many more decks. On the left, she was holding a monstrology book, one by the great Ernest Drake.
The second girl... Her clothing was basically the same, except instead of being shiny-Dragonite stuff, there were shiny-Charizard stuff, and she was wearing a belt carrying various pokéballs and a ‘moveable Poké Center’ PDA. The name says it all. On her right hand was tattooed ‘Launching zone for Rare Candy and Full Restore’, on her right arm was tattooed a banner with an Arceus making 6 Pokéballs float, below written ‘Pokémon Master’ and on her right arm was tattooed a MissingNo.((yes it has the dot go look up on Bulbapedia)) with a banner below in which was written ‘Cheating is no way to live... Unless you're great at it!’. She was holding a Purple/Dusk Blue coloured pokéball with an M in front ((A masterball)). And of course, she had carrot-coloured hair and thick sunglasses, like her twin sister.
==› Get back to the story.
The girl on the left (Draca), opened the book she was carrying on the left hand, and read: ‘The Monstrologic society hasn't yet reached an agreement about the appearence of the Troll. They are described as short, round, covered with long hair infested with various critters, living underground, or tall, less round, green-skinned, with not much hair, barelly covered with clothes made out of their prey. Of course, a fact the Monstrologic society agrees is their smell: It's so rotten and disgusting it can be smelled from as far as 50 kilometers away, and it can induce nausea if too close! In troll society, the troll with most fleas and flies is considered the leader. They eat human flesh whenever they can. A good way to avoid them is to outsmart them, what isn't particullarly difficult due to their reduced thinking capability, or intelligence’. Aerosa growled. "Now aren't you two quite the cheeky ones. I think you deserve a tornado to your face", Aerosa growled. The two girls shared a mocking glance. The first girl threw a card to the ground. "Flying-type, huh? Go, Tundrapago!", the first girl said, as the card released a blinding glow, morphing into a gigantic turtle made of never melting ice. "And to add more spice- go, Frostopper!", ((CONTINUED BELOW))
[My ramble]
While there is matter there is hope.
Unless we're talking about Gamzee.
Then there is no hope for that guy.