[Jinx.]

for monotone:
*poof* SUDDENLY YOUR A PONY WHAT DO YOU DO?

for Razuranje:
your dad is a pony what do you do?

Monotone; Hey. Hey, Raz. Why are all horses so healthy? 'Cause they all have stable diets *ba dum tss*
Raz; Dad no
Monotone; Sorry if I sound funny. I'm a quarter hoarse right now.
Raz; dAD STOP
Mono; What kind of bread does a horse eat? Thoroughbred.
Raz; Dad that was so bad it's noT EVEN FUNNY NOW