((lol, I tried to Hetalia-exaggerate for comedy. xD Florida, Alabama, and Georgia fought over water. I think GA lost, sadly. It was a huge deal for us because of our drought a year or two ago (which had lasted around five... m-maybe more before that). Of course there was political mudslinging, and complaints about "stealing" water from all sides xD))

(bubye)
"That was
not a great dinner party!" Germany barked. His shoulders tensed up, and he glared at Prussia. "... thanks, I thought the cake was pretty good..."

Su-san smiled. He got up, not even bothering to change his PJs this time.
He walked out of the room and marched with deliberate purpose to the Americans first. He took away America's hammer.
"Oh, hey there Sweden!" Alfred looked up, grinning. "Could you give me that back?"
Sweden shook his head. He hit America with the hammer. He watched as the nation fell back, shocked into silence (or... just into a faint. Which worked just as well.)
Georgia pretended to be asleep. Su-san glanced over him, and then walked out of the room to search out other loud Nations...