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[warlord.]

"Ah. I see."

[Balsam]

"Wow..."

"I also work for a gossip magazine."

[warlord.]

"Really?"

[Balsam]

"Yup."

"Say, Teto. I heard your dad wants to meet Mytho?'

"... He DOES, but I won't let him."

[warlord.]

Mytho blinked. "Your dad?"

[Balsam]

"Yeah. My dad. Now, lemme tell you why I won't let you meet my dad. It's because my family's comprised strictly of chimeras. Y' see, chimeras aren't that uncommon. Behind humans and elves, we're the third most populate humanoid species." Teto began. "We're very strict on keeping pure chimera blood in our family lines. Now, my family is well known and respected amongst all chimeras. My dating of someone who is NOT a chimera will bring the family shame. If my dad saw you, he'd turn into chimera form and bite your head off."

[warlord.]

"... Ah."

[Balsam]

"Uh-huh. ... Probably kill me as well. The whole 'honor' thing."

"You say that like death is no consequence."

"Pfft. Because only ingested lead can kill a chimera. Dad's afraid of lead, so he can't kill me~ ... But that would suck for Mytho."

[warlord.]

"Yeeeah."

[Balsam]

"... Chimera are weird..."

"Weirder than you think." Teto said. She yawned. "But that is why Mytho shall NEVER meet my family."