how do i see myself in the mirror? gangsta! *says while doing the peace sign and in a funny voice*
fan fic parts that are funny:
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1) One of them said kicking him so his face hit the pavement. Again. Oh, hello pavement, Naruto’s face said. Fancy meeting you again. 2) “Pretty boy.” The first man said rolling his eyes. Sasuke’s smile dropped so suddenly, it was scary. “What did you call me?” 3) He waited until he felt Sasuke’s cool hand slip into his tan one. The fit perfectly. “If any one see’s us I’m telling them you’re crippled and can’t walk with out me.”
“Agreed,” Sasuke said smiling 4) “Hey! Who took the last bowl of ramen?” Naruto twisted his head round this way and that, looking for the missing ramen.
Sakura looked up and rolled her eyes over her vegetable roll. “Don’t look at me, why would I take your stupid ramen?” Naruto glared at Sakura for the dig about his ramen before levelling his gaze at Kakashi-sensei.
He matched Naruto’s gaze until Naruto was bugged out and looked away. “Alright, so if Sakura nor Kakashi-sensei took my ramen…” Naruto turned to look at Sasuke, who quickly put his hands behind his back, and looked up at Naruto, eyes wide.
“Then Sasuke! You must have the ramen!”
Sasuke shook his head wildly, protesting with his mouth full. “Mmf! Me nohf vramen!” Naruto raised his eyebrows.
“Oh, sure, Sasuke, ‘you don’t have the ramen.’” Naruto cracked his knuckles. “Hand over the ramen now!”
Sakura stood up and hit Naruto’s bonce. “Naruto!” – “Ow!” – “If Sasuke says he doesn’t have the stupid ramen, he doesn’t have the stupid ramen!”
Sasuke nodded enthusiastically and swallowed loudly. “Yeah, what Sakura said! I don’t have your ramen!”
Naruto leaned forward to Sasuke and narrowed his eyes. “Hmm.” He sniffed Sasuke’s breath and crossed his arms. “Oh, yeah? Well, if you haven’t got my ramen, why does your breath smell of it?”
Sasuke gulped and cast his eyes about the room as if looking for an excuse. “Uh…?” 5) Everyone was now able to see Naruto much better now that the cloak was no longer hiding him. He wore a outfit that consisted of a pair black boots and also a pair of not to loose long black pants, a tight black shirt that his midsection and most of his chest. But left his arms left to be viewed upon by the young Genin Kunoichi in the present company, while Kurenai looked at Naruto then at the young Kunoichi and rolled her eyes. While Asuma grinned at the ‘fun’ that Naruto gonna have in Konoha ‘coughcoughfangirlscoughcough’ all Kakashi did was look up from his book and giggle, while Gai was silent as he was slightly afraid of Naruto 6) “You know damn well what we are talking about forehead so spill, what was with that kiss that you gave Blondie over there!” Ino nearly shouted but kept her cool as not to gain unwanted attention.
Sakura seeing now other alternative decided to just give her friend what she wants. “I’m not sure myself, it was kind of a spur of the moment thing, but I’m not sure what his feelings are.” and walked off.
Ino not knowing the answer, but knew that Sakura had to figure it out on her own and went to swoon over Sasuke some more as she had nothing better to do.
“OOHHH! SASUKE-KUN!”theese.made me smirk (from a fan fic XD)
last one: Kakashi sighed “Did you really have to knock him out”
Naruto quirked an eyebrow at him then “Yes, yes I did otherwise he wouldn’t have shut up the rest of the way” and with that jumped in the trees
naruto nocked sasuke out in this bit
ohhh and: When they reached the village Naruto to the Leaf-nin “This won’t take long, and then we can start heading to Kon-.” But was interrupted by a young childs scream “ONII-CHAN!” Naruto just managed to turn around all Naruto could say was “ompf” and was flattened to the ground by a little girl that looked no older than 5 years old with long green hair that went down to her mid-back and big bright Aqua eyes that made her look adorable she had fair skin and came up to about Naruto’s waist. Everyone was broken from their train of thought by a coughing noise followed by “Suki, you got to stop this, your going to kill me one of these days.” Said Naruto in a very hoarse voice that made almost everyone laugh from both Naruto voice and that here is someone that could take on a Sannin but gets floored by a 5 year old little girl.
Naruto groaned as he sat up in his bed and palmed his forehead. “Uuh, so dizzy…wait what! I’m…alive!” He yelled. He stumbled out of bed and ran to his bathroom. When there, he looked himself in the mirror. A six year old kid looked back at him. Then suddenly there was someone else in the reflect. Naruto spun around and settled into a defensive stance while taking in the unknown enemy. Shoulder length brown hair, brown and black clothes and unnatural amber eyes with a black rim around, and no pupil. Most distinctive however, was the two wolf ears on top of her head and a tail. “Oh? You don’t remember me? I’m disappointed.” The girl said. Naruto blinked. “That voice…hey! You’re that Toboe aren’t you?” He shouted while pointing at her.
The girl merely nodded. “Yes I am. And seriously, you’re 23 years old and are acting like that?” She remarked. Naruto huffed. “Well, I’m 6 now!” He growled in frustration. Toboe smirked. “Yet you still have all of your skills. You just have to train your body and chakra capacity. And don’t worry, I’ve told Sasuke and Sakura this as well.” Naruto’s eyes were wide with surprise. “Really? Awesome!” He yelled. Toboe sighed exasperatedly. “Stop being so freaking hyper already. Now, I want you to meet me at the training ground you used when you were small. Or rather, when you became team 7 as you’re even smaller now…” She snickered before disappearing in a lightning bolt. XD
i found this hilarious XD Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these characters
‘’Hello I’m Dragonzap93 and this is a Show called,
‘’Torturing Jiraiya’’
‘’In this Show, I will be using a variety of items on Jiraiya and observing how he reacts’’
‘’With that said lets get on with it’’
‘’Todays item will be a ’’
‘’Frying Pan’’
Jiraiya gives me a smug look and said,
‘’Where are you going to get a frying pan?’’
I smirked and said, ‘’From Igor’’
A short man with a hump on his back gives me a Frying Pan and I give him a treat
He took it and said in a creepy voice, ‘’Thank you Master’’
I then look back at Jiraiya who is pale and very afraid
He tries to run away, but I get Igor to chain him to a wall
I approach Jiraiya and with all my strength I strike him the face with the frying pan he falls to floor with girls spinning around his head
I look back to the crowd and then said, ‘’Well folks that’s all the time we have for this segment of’’
“Torturing Jiriaya’’
‘’Good Night folks’’
Tell me what you think. Please Review. Later
If you have an idea of an item I should use please let me know
another:
Welcome to episode 2 of
“Torturing Jiraiya’’
Today’s item will be a
‘’Bag of Poop’’
Jiraiya looked at me with disgust and said,
’’Isn’t that going a little to far?’’
I smiled and said,
‘’Of course not, Oh Igor’’
Igor came out carrying a bag of poop with a gloved hand and said,
‘’Here you are Master’’
I put a rubber glove on my hand and took it from Igor
I then looked back at Jiraiya with a smirk
He gave me a horrified look and said,
‘’Oh hell no you are not throwing that me’’
I knew he could dodge easily so I thought of a way to distract him
I grinned and found the perfect way to do it
I said to Jiraiya,
‘’Hey is that Tsunade undressed?’’
Jiraiya looked back with a excited grin
While he had his back turned I took out a lighter and lit it on fire
I then threw it at him and it landed it right on his head
Jiraiya started to smell something weird near him
He reached and touched something on his head
He realized it was a bag and it was on fire
Jiraiya also smelt poop and realized what was in the bag
He started running around the room yelling
’’AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’’
I laughed and wiped a tear from my eye
I looked back to the crowd
‘’Well folks thats all the time we have for today’’
‘’See you next time for another episode of’’
‘’Torturing Jiraiya’’
Don’t forget to review. Later
I would also like to thank DragonBox94 for the item of this chapter.
another:
‘’Hello folks welcome to episode 3 of’’
‘’Torturing Jiraiya’’
’’Today’s item will be a’’
‘’Tennis Ball launcher’’
Jiraiya gave me a look and said,
‘’Oh, please no!’’
I smirked and replied,
‘’Oh, yes Oh Igor’’
Igor came out with the Launcher and said,
‘’Here you go master’’
‘’Thank you Igor’’
‘’Oh and Igor’’
‘’Yes master’’
‘’Can you get me a blindfold?’’
Igor nodded and said,
‘’Sure master’’
He reached into his pocket and handed into me
I thanked him and turned back to Jiraiya
Jiraiya gave me a look and said,
‘’Who is the blindfold for?’’
I smirked and said,
’’Me’’
Jiraiya thought for a moment and then realized why I needed it
‘’Come on man, That is messed up’’
‘’Oh stop being a baby’’
Jiraiya tried to run but Igor was able to chain him up to a wall
I applied the blindfold and turned on the launcher
I fired the machine and sent 5 tennis balls at Jiraiya
1 hit him in the stomach, 2 in the head, 1 hit his hand and the last hit him where the sun don’t shine
‘’Well folks that’s all the time we have for this episode of’’
‘’Torturing Jiraiya’’
‘’See ya later’’
Tell me what you think. Please Review. Later!
poor jiraiya
i was reading this realy cute and sad 1 chapter long inuyasha fan fic and i read the ending and cracked up laughing, he didnt tell kagome he loved her and she was leaving, he thought she was leaving him, it ended out she was helping her grandpa and she told him in the morning! XDDD
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