What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

[synthwave]

They like bananas, can talk, and are pets that help admins. They're extremely rare.

How do I give my pets to the Pound?

[Eb the Awesome]

Charge a llama for speeding.

What's the rarest pet?

[FLYBOY]

The TARDIS. There's only one, but if someone tried to delete it all the CS pets will be deleted.

How do I change my username?

[synthwave]

Go on the roof of your house using any ladder you can find. Look up to the sky and chant your new username 123456789 times then find a chicken, put it on your head, do the chicken dance for 10 minutes and go inside. Your username should be changed.

How do I make a topic?

[FLYBOY]

Admins are the only ones who can, so spam them with PMs begging them to make you one. Be sure to offer loads of rare pets in exchange.

Do pet rarities ever change? If so, why?

[Wolf.Wolf]

( oh ok sorry... * stupid me * )

[FLYBOY]

((You have to answer the question above, not ask two questions))

It wasn't released, obviously. How new are you?

[[ Tabbi ]]

#seriously?



Okay...
How do I make a post?

[wom]

close laptop, grab a mic and sing your post


how do I breed pets?

[??? ???]

Wait for a fairy to say "Hi" and then you have babies.

How do I change my username?