by Dark Drago Dragonite » Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:16 am
"Quite the trouble-maker you are. And I mean it as a compliment. I guess it's a tie- I have no eye and no leg, at least not meat ones, and you no eye and no arm. I only paralized one guy, killed random guys, and killed my former best friend... And you paralized one killed one you knew, and you killed random guys. We're even. Finally someone who killed more than I did", slightly laughed Seamus. James baa'd. Why were they still there? They could go exploring, find a ghost pirate ship, with dead pirates, and sail the seas looking for gold!
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"We could trap him in a cave...", said Aerosa. "Oh, he doesn't talk much about you. He said one of you is an idiot, and the other is kinda nice, but both are cool. He said you two are somewhat short, but I think he's wrong you two are gigantic", said the Starstream. "Hell yes he's wrong. We aren't short he's just obnoxiously tall", said Aerosa. "Whatever. He also got here because he was running from you two, don't ask why. But whenever he hears your name, he just drinks some of that horrid drink he always carries with him. I remember Sam tried to drink some. Oh poor Sam. He was a nice guy. I guess only trolls can drink that stuff", said the Starstream. The rythim of commotion got louder snd louder as they walked farther into the cave. "Also, we Starstreams don't really like your species, so prepare to be hit with numerous tiny lances. Don't worry they don't hurt, and I'll be sure nobody hurts you two", said the Starstream. Clink. A little, tiny lance hit Aerosa's helmet. Aerosa just raised an eyebrow, but the Starstream seemed like whoever throwed the lance had insult his whole family. "TOM! YOU STOP THAT! THESE ARE ROYAL GUESTS YOU DUMBO!", the Starstream yelled to where the lance came from. "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ATTACK THE ENEMY, DAN! I REMEMBER, IT WAS DUST SEASON, IN THE 564 ROCK BLOW! A MICROCYCLOPS ENTERED THE PALACE AND YOU-", the Starstream that throwed the lance replied. "GET A LIFE, TOM!", said Dan, throwing the lance back. ‘Tom’ didn't answer so Aerosa presumed he was dead. "Don't worry, he's dead so he won't bother us", said Dan and just kept on walking like nothing happened. "... Do you know what's more interesting? Starstreams hate Trolls because apparently we're too violent", Aerosa pointed out, while Dan was beating up another Starstream to death because it looked in a weird way at him. "In no occasion, I think your species is a tiny bit -die- too violent. This is -this is for everything you would do to me- just the Poor Alley, where we put those who lose at the game of life, Dungeons and -you rascal- Dragons ", said Dan, cutting another Starstream's head, and killing Starstreams that got in their way.
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"Okay just... Just melt the part of the chain who is more faraway of me", said Lionel.
The chain had melted and Lionel was freed. "T-T-Thank you, I.. I thought I would die f-freezing, w-what w-would b-be i-i-ironic, r-r-right?", said Lionel.
[My ramble]
While there is matter there is hope.
Unless we're talking about Gamzee.
Then there is no hope for that guy.