The Doomed -(Don't lock please.)

[DistructionCahill!]

((Okay then. Rangon doesn't exist =n=.
Name: Ricoke Astley ((Can you hear the terrified shouts of the people, knowing what is coming?)) ((-screaming is heard on the distance-)) (( Excellent òuó))
Gender: Male
Age: 9 and 3/4 sweeps old.
Description: Will add picture later... For now, imagine Rick Astley, troll version, a bit younger.
Blood Colour: Silver.
Blood will turn:
Title: Dictator of Madness.
Zodiac Symbol: A top hat. You know a real troll is present when the symbol that describes him is a top hat.
Strife-specibus: Taser-kind (‘Don't tase me bro!’)
Sylladex: Do you really want to know? Fine... Problem?-Kind. The items can't be reached. They come in, but never come back.
Typing quirk: Enphasizes last words. Replaces A's with ▲. Example: ‘neveR gonn▲ givE yoU uP, neveR gonn▲ leT yoU dowN...’
Lusus: Probably dead, so who cares.
Ships: <>: Leodan(unrequited), (Seamus or...:Crush)
<3<(Kismessis) : (Crush- Rangon or Lionel)
<3: We'll see... -evil laugh-
TrollianHandle: dancingWaterfish [dW] ((Didn't get it? Look at the gif in my signature))
Personality: Your name is RICOKE ASTLEY, and you are the living proof that Silver Bloods aren't horrid beasts. You are known from being a complete annoying -insert insult here because I can't think of any now-. Sometimes, rarely, you morph into a frostwolfbeast. One of the downsides of being a Silver Blood. Anything else about you isn't known.

But Rangon and Zlecat could be moirails =n=... Now Astley is going to ruin everything. ))

James released himself from Seamus' grip, and lunged at Rangon. Rangon stepped back, accidentaly firing. Of course, Seamus had to save his sheep from the bullets, and got shot in the arm. Seamus glared at Rangon. "Ye lea... Leave... James... Alone", Seamus said, covering the wound in his arm. Seamus turned around and tried to walk away, but zigzagged a bit, before falling in the ground. A lost bullet had hit his head. James took the bullet out of his owner's head, and spit it away. Seamus then got up again, now with his red hair covered in blood. He just zigzagged away with James, with even caring. Rangon tried to go and help him, but Boris stepped in front. "Seamus will be okay. You stand back", Boris said.

"Excuse me, master, but it seems your friend escaped", warned the RazorSprite. Boris looked back at where Adolf should be. "Oh hell", Boris said.

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Lionel grumbled when no one replied. Fine. He would find Leodan alone.

He had been walking for a long long time, when he heard another explosion, now closer. They were getting closer and closer. Until one was so close it threw him down. Lionel tried to get up, but there was something forcing him down. Lionel looked up. There was a guy that was vaguely like him, except that the guy wasn't a troll. And he had a SteamPunk hyena-ghosty thing, and a rat with a helmet... But the structure was the same. The guy (Adolf) took a block of dynamite out of his pocket, and a lighter. "No no no no", begged Lionel, but the guy didn't care, and lit the dynamite up anyway, and put it in front of Lionel. Lionel forced himself to throw the dynamite away. Lionel sighed in relief, but then looked up again. Now there was the Steampunk hyena-ghosty thing, and it was carrying a block with yellow, red, and black stripes. Lionel guessed what it was going to do. "No no no no", begged Lionel again. But the SteamPunk ghost-hyena just laughed and threw the block to Lionel's head anyway. Lionel blacked out.

Lights.

Out.

Adolf laughed, and grabbed his victim by the neck, and dragged it away.


Back at where the rest of the humans are, Boris was looking for Adolf in the multitude of bear-imps. Until some singing was heard.
‘Never gonna give you up...’
The singing continued, but then, it began to approach.
‘Never gonna let you down...’
The singing approached more. Then, a troll Leodan would recognize miles away, but well, Leodan wasn't there, appeared.

"What's the fuss?", the troll asked. "Don't I know you", said Rangon. "Probably not. Name's Ricoke. Ricoke Astley", explained the troll. "Aren't you that Silver Blood...", asked Rangon. "I might be", laughed Ricoke.

(( Do you know what time is it?!
Shipping time! I'llmakeashippinggridforthisroleplaymehehe.))

((OOC: Yes I agree with Rangon <> Zlecat. Both can keep a good eye on each other.
But that time Ricoke helped Zlecat.
dangdoiseeamatespritship
zlecatisbeginningtoflushricokeit'soffical))

Neo perked up at the bit of strifing around her and tackled James instead. ((OOC: MOUSETROLL VS SHEEP. STRIFE!))
"YEA ANARCHY!" screamed Distruction.

Zlecat noticed Lionel fall and decided to take on the sprite. She took out her whip and swung it in the air several times before running up and lashing out.

((OOC: EDIT- BOOM. NEO TALKSPRITE.))

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

((Excellent. òuó Let the shipping games begin.))
James turned around quickly with the look of a stone-cold murderer on his face. James was about to charge back, but Seamus simply zigzagged to him and paralized him by slightly scratching the sheep's neck. Seamus put the paralized sheep on it's shoulder and zigzagged away.

Adolf laughed maniaclly. He snapped three grenades and began juggling with them, before throwing them to the troll. Rangon made them explode far away with just a bullet. But the Metayena-Sprite, even if it couldn't attack, could still be attacked. So all the Meta-yena had to do, was stand near a landmine.

"Attack once more and I kill us all", laughed the Metayena. Now, it was Ricoke's time to shine.
"Us? You mean you kill yourself too", said Ricoke.

"Yeah! I'm aware of that", laughed the Sprite.

"But you'll kill your master too", stated Ricoke.

"Oh, he always wanted to be on the highway to hell", laughed the Sprite.

"Dear fellow Sprite, we could reach a common agreement", tried to say the RazorSprite.

"Leave this to me, other Sprite. What about your master's little creature?", asked Ricoke.

"You mean C-4? It has been proved by scientists that rats can survive up to the strenght of a nuclear bomb", stated C-4.

"See? And you'll just throw away all that intelligence you have, by exploding a simple mine, in a stupid tantrum?", asked Ricoke.

"You're right. But what do you want me to do?", said the Sprite.

"Well, why did you kill him in the first place", asked Ricoke.

"It was my master's idea", sighed the Sprite, pointing to the completly mad Adolf.

"Well, clearly he isn't sane. Why didn't you stop him instead of helping him?" , asked the troll.

"Do you know how hard it's being a sprite? First I was prototyped as a Hyena with dynamite. I had no way of talking because of my extremly low intelligence. And then, I was protyped like this when my master tried to blow himself up with some C4. Look at the Razor Sprite. He was prototyped with a razor belonging to the smartest russian gangster. The red-head's poor sprite was killed. By the red-head. But it was the most intelligent of all! Why? He was prototyped with a Leprechaun and a gold coin. And why couldn't I be prototyped with Albert Einstein's brain?", grumbled the Sprite.

"I have absolutely no idea what are you talking about. But I just say. When life gives you sour mutated fruits, you make grenades out of the sour mutated fruits because they're highly explosive", said Ricoke. C-4 explained to the Metayena what he was saying.

"I guess you're right", said the Sprite.

"Is the guy dead?", asked Ricoke.

"What? I just threw him a brick to the head. He can't be dead", said the Sprite.

Adolf calmed down, and so did the Sprite. Ricoke then began to walk away, but Rangon stopped him with a simple command. "Stay". Because Ricoke was half canine, he had to obey.
Lionel's hand twitched.

And James was back, now carrying a knocked out Seamus.

"I know that sheep is evil, but it knocked out it's own master", said Boris. James laughed a sheep laugh, and cleaned the blood from his teeth. "What... Did you... Do...", asked Ricoke, now scared as well. James threw the knocked out Seamus to the side. James had bit Seamus' eye off. And also part of his arm. "By the Spirits of the West", mumbled Rangon.
((I just looked back to see how far we've come... We were all serious and sad and stuff like that, and now... We have Rick Astley troll version. Oh gog.))
((P.S. -Talk sprite? BOOM. AWESOME. ))
((Also,
OH MY GOG this sheep is a psychopath.))

[DistructionCahill!]

((Excellent. òuó Let the shipping games begin.))
James turned around quickly with the look of a stone-cold murderer on his face. James was about to charge back, but Seamus simply zigzagged to him and paralized him by slightly scratching the sheep's neck. Seamus put the paralized sheep on it's shoulder and zigzagged away.

Adolf laughed maniaclly. He snapped three grenades and began juggling with them, before throwing them to the troll. Rangon made them explode far away with just a bullet. But the Metayena-Sprite, even if it couldn't attack, could still be attacked. So all the Meta-yena had to do, was stand near a landmine.

"Attack once more and I kill us all", laughed the Metayena. Now, it was Ricoke's time to shine.
"Us? You mean you kill yourself too", said Ricoke.

"Yeah! I'm aware of that", laughed the Sprite.

"But you'll kill your master too", stated Ricoke.

"Oh, he always wanted to be on the highway to hell", laughed the Sprite.

"Dear fellow Sprite, we could reach a common agreement", tried to say the RazorSprite.

"Leave this to me, other Sprite. What about your master's little creature?", asked Ricoke.

"You mean C-4? It has been proved by scientists that rats can survive up to the strenght of a nuclear bomb", stated C-4.

"See? And you'll just throw away all that intelligence you have, by exploding a simple mine, in a stupid tantrum?", asked Ricoke.

"You're right. But what do you want me to do?", said the Sprite.

"Well, why did you kill him in the first place", asked Ricoke.

"It was my master's idea", sighed the Sprite, pointing to the completly mad Adolf.

"Well, clearly he isn't sane. Why didn't you stop him instead of helping him?" , asked the troll.

"Do you know how hard it's being a sprite? First I was prototyped as a Hyena with dynamite. I had no way of talking because of my extremly low intelligence. And then, I was protyped like this when my master tried to blow himself up with some C4. Look at the Razor Sprite. He was prototyped with a razor belonging to the smartest russian gangster. The red-head's poor sprite was killed. By the red-head. But it was the most intelligent of all! Why? He was prototyped with a Leprechaun and a gold coin. And why couldn't I be prototyped with Albert Einstein's brain?", grumbled the Sprite.

"I have absolutely no idea what are you talking about. But I just say. When life gives you sour mutated fruits, you make grenades out of the sour mutated fruits because they're highly explosive", said Ricoke. C-4 explained to the Metayena what he was saying.

"I guess you're right", said the Sprite.

"Is the guy dead?", asked Ricoke.

"What? I just threw him a brick to the head. He can't be dead", said the Sprite.

Adolf calmed down, and so did the Sprite. Ricoke then began to walk away, but Rangon stopped him with a simple command. "Stay". Because Ricoke was half canine, he had to obey.
Lionel's hand twitched.

And James was back, now carrying a knocked out Seamus.

"I know that sheep is evil, but it knocked out it's own master", said Boris. James laughed a sheep laugh, and cleaned the blood from his teeth. "What... Did you... Do...", asked Ricoke, now scared as well. James threw the knocked out Seamus to the side. James had bit Seamus' eye off. And also part of his arm. "By the Spirits of the West", mumbled Rangon.
((I just looked back to see how far we've come... We were all serious and sad and stuff like that, and now... We have Rick Astley troll version. Oh gog.))
((P.S. -Talk sprite? BOOM. AWESOME. ))
((Also,
OH MY GOG this sheep is a psychopath.))

((OOC: And may the ships be ever in our favor.
catchingfirecomesoutonmybirthdayhahaha))

Neo just came to the group, followed by Distruction and the nakadile.
"naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak" said the nakadile rapidly.
Neo understood the Consort's gibberish nakkings, but squeaked and made a surprised face before looking up and translating for the group.

"ZlEcAt RaN oFf." she said, her normal cheerful and squeaky tone fading, leaving that bit of insanity that still remained in the mutant's voice there. She gave an unpleasant squeak and nakked three times under her breath.

[exitiumErue [EE]]

Seamus jumped away from the dynamite. "Ye might want to avoid 'dat", said Seamus. Adolf just zigzagged through, juggling with some grenades. "Adolf. Throw grenades away", said Boris. Adolf laughed, tossed the grenades backwards, and took a deep breath before interrupting into a wave of maniacly laughing.

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"Unknown. Did you give grenades to the crazy kid?", snarled Mr.Paint. Unknown smiled with an inocent look. "Maaaybeee".
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Leodan had already headed off to seek revenge. He was going to kill the guy or thing that almost killed him. Lionel, or better, all the guys near the cave, heard a ‘KABOOOOOOM’ in the distance, followed by an echoed laugh. "I'll go see if Leodan is fine... Anyone coming?", asked Lionel.

((Kyrea are you there?))

Yes and no, >.< ))

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

((You're defying the laws of physics?))
James just dragged Seamus away while everyone was not paying attention. The iguana climbed to Rangon's head and pointed to the horizon. "Your little friend is right, Reptilian. We'll have to find Zlecat", said Ricoke. "First, how can you understand my iguana, second, I know her better than you, so stay here", said Rangon. "You two just go find your friend, orcs or ogres or whatever", said Boris. "Actually, they're called trolls, master", said the RazorSprite. "I couldn't care less. Now go before I have a headache", said Boris. Rangon just glared at Ricoke, and the two went off to find Zlecat.

While that, Yarkov (the bear) nudged Lionel. ‘Should we end this guy's misery?’, Yarkov asked. ‘I think he's still alive’, pointed out C-4. ‘Yeah, but he's so weak... I bet he never killed someone’, said Yarkov. ‘He must be smart...’, said C-4. ‘He was caught unaware. He must be stupid’, said Yarkov. ‘You're right’, said C-4. Lionel's hand twitched. C-4 bit his hand. No response from Lionel. ‘Eh’, the two said at the same time.
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"You forgot something... As half frostwolfbeast, I have improved senses", said Ricoke. "You also forgot something. I know her better than you. I have heat vision. And I know where she could be", replied Rangon.
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Somewhere, in the center of this universe...

"Jack and Green Guy... Isn't there a way we could bring that troll... What was her name... Zullos, back?", I asked. "You have been studying the life of that female, if I am correct. You found in her a worthy opponent, and you wish you could battle against her at least once more", I heard. I looked back to see the White Guy. "I can assure you there is a way of bringing a creature back to life...", said the White guy. I had no idea what he was saying and neither did Green Guy or Jack. Green Guy offered him a cup of tea, and we just all went back to what we're doing. Perhaps No Name would appear to annoy us. Meh.

[exitiumErue [EE]]

(... Yes and no... Btw IS VERY CONFUSED...)

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

((Since you left...
•We added Ricoke, finally
•Lionel went to search for Leodan
-but ran into the crazy Adolf - and Adolf knocked him out

•James is a psychopath so when Seamus tried to calm him down (after Seamus was accidentaly shot in the head by Rangon) -James bit off one of his eyes and his leg.
•Zlecat then ran off and now Ricoke and Rangon are going to see which one of the two can find her first,
•Leodan is still missing.
•Yarkov and C-4 are considering killing Lionel to end the misery of looking so stupid.

I think that's the most important.))

[exitiumErue [EE]]

(Is hussie... Missing Zul? XDDD err... Now just need to work out where o jump back in...)

[DistructionCahill!]

"You forgot something... As half frostwolfbeast, I have improved senses", said Ricoke. "You also forgot something. I know her better than you. I have heat vision. And I know where she could be", replied Rangon.

The nakadile slipped from Neo's grasp and followed Rangon and Ricoke.
"naknaknaknaknaknaknak! :3"

"7hE 7Ay7 7hE wAnT7 To HeLp." the mutantblood called to them.

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

((Well, Hussie created life, and he took special care of the Mercenaries so basically losing a descendant of them is to him like losing a great great great great (...) grandchildren... I have a backstory for basically everything.

To jump in... Well, Aerosa doesn't really care about Lionel, so maybe Erisdi can go try and find him?
And Aerosa and Hytema can go try and find Leodan... And the rest of the guys can just go wherever they want. And Vriska could find Seamus somewhere. Why? Because Seamus is going to look pirat-y, because, well, James bit off his leg and eye. And he will have a wooden leg and an eye -patch. Yarr.))
"I keep finding you don't pay any attention to any of my speeches. It is a complete bother and I think you should at least try to understand what I am saying so your intelligence can increase and you won't make any mistakes ", the White Guy said. "You are totally right", I answered. " Oh, you can finally hear my speech? Very good, that is-", the White Guy continued. "Exactly", I answered. " I didn't even finish my-", the White Guy said again. "You are totally right", I answered. "Why do I even bother", the White Guy sighed.
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Seamus opened his... Err... Eye. He was a bit surprised one of his legs was missing and so was his left eye. "Darn... Did I drink whiskey again?", Seamus asked. James was right next to him. "James, ol' lass. Can you go get me something to replace my leg?", asked Seamus. James did what he said.

After some minutes, Seamus finally managed to get up. It was hard walking with a wooden leg, and now he had no sense of depht (he only had one eye). Well, it was no use just be there, so Seamus began walking away to see if he could find the guys again, but he was more lost than he thought. There was nothing in sight.


"Okay then. But she stays with me, and so does Anaugi. If cool guy here is so cool, he needs no help", said Rangon. Ricoke laughed. "This doesn't need to be a competition", he smiled. "But it is now!", replied Rangon.