Write a Letter you Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[Lexadaisy]

Dear Weather,

Is it necessary to be all nasty when I need to get in the pool? It's my only means of effective exercise! And no, I will not pay $100 for a gym membership. That's a rip-off.

Sincerely,
Me

[chai!]

Dear Schön,

Oh bitte. Say you love me.

K.

[Charias]

Dear genome,

Why did you have to make me a human? Humans are pretty crappy overall. I mean, seriously. No claws. No fangs. Plodding about on two legs, thinking that we're all high and mighty with out skyscrapers and our laptops and our weapons that can kill pretty much anything without a thought.

Worse bit is, you couldn't even just make me a normal person. Now I'm stuck, strutting about as some strange misfit human with the intelligence of a computer, the common sense of a paperclip, and the mentality of a wolf to go along with that. Accident waiting to happen, that is. I'll never survive in this human world on my own. -_-

I swear if I had four legs instead of this lanky things they call 'arms', I'd've been off by now. Off somewhere far away in the wilds, being all philosopical and savage. That would be the life.

-growls-

[Always Hers <3]

Dear People Who Dont Support Gay Rights,

GAY PRIDE IS ON SATURDAY IN CLEVELAND, OHIO!! WHO IS GOING YOU MAY ASK??? ME!!!! I'LL BE WITH ALL MY GAYBIE BABIES!!!! TAKE THAT!!!! I LOVE WOMEN, MEN, TRANSGENDERS, BISEXUALS AND EVERY OTHER GENDER!!!! HEY!! IM A PANSEXUAL!!! WHY WOULD YOU CARE IF IM PAN IF YOUR STRAIGHT?! IF YOU DONT LIKE DATING THE SAME SEX, THEN DONT DATE THE SAME SEX!!! IT IS THAT SIMPLE!!! PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE!!!

From, Wolfie The Pansexual

[Lexadaisy]

Dear Friend,

I know you're going through a lot of crap right now, but be strong and keep it together. Don't let a couple of guys throw you into turmoil; love will eventually find you, and it will stay. Just keep your head high and don't get caught up in the past so much that you can't see the future. And remember, I'm always here if you need me.


With love,
Xela

[Kirache]

Dear Failname,

I miss you.


Sincerely,
Sugarstaria

[VesVes]

Dear self,

I don't care how good, original, or creative it is. You're not joining that roleplay. You already have a lot!

From,
Me.

Dear me,

LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING! *runs off to join that awesome-looking roleplay*

From,
Self.

[Syla Delaney]

Dear person I just encountered.
Thanks for your vote of confidence.
I suppose if you plan to leave a message, at the very least you could do it to my face as opposed to leaving a rude little comment like that.
Ah well, I suppose it was only a matter of time before something like that happened.
Thank you, anonymous rude person.
My night have officially become that much better.
-Syla.

[kaminari]

Dear ______,
thank you for destroying my fantasies. have fun checking out those "hot" girls while I silently plan how I'm going to kill you.
With crushed love, Kaminari </3

[Parzival]

Dear Wolfie,

Okay, you're pansexual. Good for you.
You're still really young.
You've got plenty of time to figure this out.
And really? You think that will make everyone like us?
No. Being obnoxious is not going to get anyone to go "Oh, hey, those pansexuals. They're great people."
Getting in their faces is not a good idea.
Please, calm down a bit. Pride is okay.
But you're not being prideful, you're being obnoxious, and you're bringing us all shame.
I love ya, kid, but...
Seriously.

-Eli