★ Star Wars vs. Star Trek || V. 14 ★

[Lulu Bean]

91

it will forever live there
in my home
reminding me of what good friend i have

i don't even have to drink soda before i burp
in fact i can't
it makes me vomit
i just swallow air and then force it out
it's like vomiting
but instead of what you ate
it's air

my(ex)friend can't even burp
not on command
or in general
jealousy consumes her
it will continue to consume her until she is a pit of despair and shadow
forever jealous of my burps
never able to be as awesome as i

[[please delete]]

90.
You should be ashamed.
Nah I'm just kidding.
Dude now I want root beer.
It is my favorite drink.
-cries-

I can only imagine the ways.
I should probably stop imagining the ways.

@Charlie [if I can continue to call you that]:
Tell your friend to stop being jealous before she turns into a black hole of jealousy and consumes this entire god-forsaken planet.
That is not the way I want to die.

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[Edit]
I have to go work on an anxiety workbook now.
I will see you all in thirty minutes or so.
Wish me luck.

[Lulu Bean]

91

yes you may
and i will
i'll tell her
"it's okay that you can't burp
not everyone can
only some people (who happen to be extremely awesome) can
but some people who can't burp are also extremely awesome
in different ways
maybe you have a different talent
that's just as cool as burping
but you'll never know if you keep being jealous
and keep attempting to burp"
is that good enough
do you think it will work

[garnet.]

90

[[please delete]]

89.

[Kazza.]

88.
Root beer is my favorite beverage as well.
And my luck is wished to you.
Good luck my friend.

[[please delete]]

87.
Root beer is the drink of the gods.
I completed all I had to do today, so yay.

I have developed sentimental feelings for a starship.
All of my likes on tumblr are pictures of the Enterprise.
Somebody help me.

[JaneQuotes]

86
I have decided I will be something from Doctor Who, instead of a super hero.

[[please delete]]

85.
LOOK AT IT ALL SEXY AND GODLIKE RISING OUT OF THE WATER.



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Anyhow, what on earth are you talking about Moon?

[Kazza.]

84.
You really do have some problems darling.
But it's okay, I have about fifty pictures of my favorite boyband covering my walls, about 10 books and magazines stacked beside my bookshelf about them and their biographies and their journey and I have a blog dedicated to them so I really cannot be one to judge.
We're all a bit insane here.