★ Star Wars vs. Star Trek || V. 14 ★

[Lulu Bean]

93

i was in a talent show as well
guess what i did

[[please delete]]

92.
What did you do?
And why did you go down by one instead of up.

[Kazza.]

91.
Congrats!
I won't leave you Kat!!! <3
Actually, I'm reading a fanfic...and it's better than it should be, all things considered.

[Lulu Bean]

92

did i
i did
whoops
anyway
i hosted a burping contest
and i competed against a boy
and guess what
i won

[[please delete]]

91.
Glad to know someone still loves me.
All sarcasm aside, what kind of fanfic?

You deserve an award bro.
You showed that boy who is boss.

[Lulu Bean]

92

they were giving out awards
like candy and cardboard crowns from burger ville
but i didn't get one
and my friend said that he thinks i should have won something
and that he should have been burping with me
because earlier in the week
during worship
we had a burping contest
but only boys could go up
(sexism :p)
and he won
and i thought it was so unfair that they didn't let me up there
so as soon as i heard we were having a talent show
i was all like
i'm gonna show those boys who's boss
and beat them in a burping contest of my own
but then i didn't win anything

[[please delete]]

91.
-fashions an award out of macaroni and glitter-
-ships it to you-

Can you make yourself burp? I imagine you can.
Because I can, and I always get strange looks for it.
I bet they are looks of jealousy.

[Lulu Bean]

92

thank you
it's gorgeous
i'll place it on my mantel

oh heck yeah i can
they are jealous looks
i assure you
they're all jealous of our burping talent
they wish they were us

[[please delete]]

91.
My work of art shall forever hang on your mantle.
I may cry tears of joy.

I can do it two ways.
What now you jealous losers.
What now.

[Kazza.]

90.
I can only burp if I chug rootbeer.
-hangs head in shame-

I'm reading a Larry Stylinson fanfic because it is my otp and it's great.
In horrible ways.