You Can't Fight The Homestuck.

[Lieat]

Shipping names are really stupid, imo.
Like, what's wrong with Arasol?
Or. Johndave.
Or Rosemary.

Why does it have to be complicated?
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS.
NO ONE.

I don't know what Crabcakes is.
NO ONE DOES.

Strawberry Kiwi????
what.

[Foul]

Shipping names are really stupid, imo.
Like, what's wrong with Arasol?
Or. Johndave.
Or Rosemary.

Why does it have to be complicated?
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS.
NO ONE.

I don't know what Crabcakes is.
NO ONE DOES.

Strawberry Kiwi????
what.

Iknow right

Like what even is pb&j i dont get it

[Edwawd]

Shipping names are really stupid, imo.
Like, what's wrong with Arasol?
Or. Johndave.
Or Rosemary.

Why does it have to be complicated?
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS.
NO ONE.

I don't know what Crabcakes is.
NO ONE DOES.

Strawberry Kiwi????
what.

Iknow right

Like what even is pb&j i dont get it

After days of questioning I finally understood pb&j

[Lieat]

Some of the names are way out there, too.
Can you guess what they are?

Broccoli & Cheese
Dunkin Donuts
Chocolate Cherries
Pufferfish
Cardiac Arrest
Spaceship
Used to be a Ship but Then it Took an Arrow to the Knee

DON'T LOOK IT UP, THAT'S NO FUN.

[orion ;;]

Okay so my flushed crush happened to be at the ice cream place I went to and oh my gog was it amazing.

He stood up when I walked in and offered to buy me ice cream. ;n; I just stood there blushing like a fool as he took my arm and steered me towards the counter, muttering, "Relax, Strider." in my ear.

I literally went home and screamed into a pillow.

Yearbook=covered in hearts around every single dang picture of him.

[Lieat]

That's cute, and hey, free food.
Huehuehue.
I didn't get a yearbook because they were poorly made and overpriced.
I also didn't want to support the school by giving them money, so.

I'm still buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

[orion ;;]

Some of the names are way out there, too.
Can you guess what they are?

Broccoli & Cheese
Dunkin Donuts
Chocolate Cherries
Pufferfish
Cardiac Arrest
Spaceship
Used to be a Ship but Then it Took an Arrow to the Knee

DON'T LOOK IT UP, THAT'S NO FUN.

Broccoli and Cheese = DirkJake
Dunkin Donuts = DirkRoxy
Chocolate Cherries = TavKat
Pufferfish = JohnFef
Cardiac Arrest = Nepezi
Spaceship = JadeKan
The last one is GamEq, I think.

don't judge me i literally have a huge list of every single ship on microsoft word because im a nerd

[Foul]

Some of the names are way out there, too.
Can you guess what they are?

Broccoli & Cheese
Dunkin Donuts
Chocolate Cherries
Pufferfish
Cardiac Arrest
Spaceship
Used to be a Ship but Then it Took an Arrow to the Knee

DON'T LOOK IT UP, THAT'S NO FUN.

Those are seriously ship names WHAT

[orion ;;]

Oh and this is literally the CUTEST thing ever.

[Lieat]

Broccoli and Cheese = DirkJake
Dunkin Donuts = DirkRoxy
Chocolate Cherries = TavKat
Pufferfish = JohnFef
Cardiac Arrest = Nepezi
Spaceship = JadeKan
The last one is GamEq, I think.

don't judge me i literally have a huge list of every single ship on microsoft word because im a nerd

Probably got it off that Homestuck resource tumblr. heyuehue

Those are seriously ship names WHAT

There are a bunch of weird ones but I'm lazy and didn't want to list them.