I could really use an explanation as to why my body temperature is always so damn high. Like, is it normal? Do I have some strange and previously all but unheard of disease? Am I going to die? Oh, what's that? Every doctor on earth is just going to ignore my question?
Sure, okay.
What is up with mint chocolate chip ice cream?
I hate the chocolate chips. It would be sooo much better with just the mint.
They would make millions. And I would be happy.
But I'm not, because the chips suck and I just can't cool down.
Oh, hey, what's that Mr. College? You're just going to ignore my FAFSA application for the third year in a row? I can possibly understand not getting any federal aid for Mr. College #2, which I only just joined last fall, but Mr. College, I've been attending you for two and a half years now, quickly eating away at my college fund while I make almost no money to live on, so I think you could be nice and give me just a little bit of money to help with tuition and book expenses and whatnot.
No?
Well. Love you, too.