by Dark Drago Dragonite » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:13 pm
T2H2 began beeping. As the only one that could translate T2H2 beeps, Leodan began translating what T2H2 said. Of course he couldn't talk, so he had to talk by sign language and Aerosa translated.
===›Guys writting this:Break the fourth wall.
I see you guys reading this don't want any further ado, so here is the translated version.
"You might be unsure of what you'll do or why. So I am going to explain the whole story. You may ask why. Well, Leodan's ancestor was the most loyal advisor of The Greatest Lord That Commands All Darkness That Ever Fell Upon Life, or The Lord of Darkness. When someone's ancestor killed the Lord of Darkness, Leodan's ancestor refused to have the throne of Darkness- he was the most loyal. The Huss, seeing that Leodan's ancestor needed a leader, The Huss corrupted him to the dark side. Call Leodan's ancestor a backstabbing traitor, but he actually worked for both sides. And as his loyal follower, I had to be where he was. And hear what he heard. So I heard the whole story.
There were three magnificent beings, that wanted to create a planet with creatures for them to... Mess with, you see. They tried many times until they created Alternia. The Huss was one of the three, and the one that managed to create the *almost* perfect planet. So, Mr. Paint, the self-proclaimed leader, proclaimed The Huss as the new leader. Huss got tired of Alternia pretty quickly, so he just let the living beings to live their lives. When Huss came back to see how his planet had changed, the living beings had evolved and became creatures... Eh? Oh yeah sorry, I forgot what was the name of your species. But these creatures... Just let me finish the story, okay! These [i]trolls -are you happy now?- didn't worship The Huss. And they never noticed the catastrophes The Huss caused to call their attention. So Huss came to this planet and tried to destroy it, and even get rid of the whole universe so he could start over. But Mr.Paint and... Let's call him No One, wanted to stop him. So they called the strongest warriors and leaders everywhere across Alternia, we shall refer to them as The Missionaries. The Missionaries had to distract The Huss while Mr.Paint and No One created the perfect trap. The trap worked... Kinda. They froze The Huss' body, but not his mind. The Heroes of Time warned they had to rely on their descendants- You all!- to finish the work. But Huss wasn't going to get frozen without revenge. He let the... Red Miles... Do the job for him and killed aaaall your ancestors, one by one, piercing their flesh with the murderous Miles, leaving you all, descendants of The Missionaries, doomed.
And you may now ask what you job, New Missionaries, is. Well, as you might have noticed while you explored these tunnels or looking at that Sand Clock -I'm talking about you, guys over there with the iguana and the nakadile-, each one of you as a land, and each land has a guardian. I'll leave that as a surprise... But each one of you must find its land, so you can all find Mr. Paint, and obtain the power to defeat The Huss, and refrain him from getting back the metaphorical throne"[/i]
((I was wondering what T2H2 was calling them instead of trolls... Then I realised that I was making T2H2 talk, I should know. Oh well, it is up to your imagination.))
[My ramble]
While there is matter there is hope.
Unless we're talking about Gamzee.
Then there is no hope for that guy.