by Dark Drago Dragonite » Thu May 23, 2013 2:05 am
((Yes))
"I'm contacting them", said Lionel, contacting them on his wrist-thingie. "Waiht whoh ahre thohse?", asked Leodan. "You know them as Annoying Dwarf, Friend of the Annoying Dwarf, Backstabbing Annoying Spider, S guy, Okay with everything girl, Super chatty and Drunko", explained Aerosa. "Ooh, thohse guyhs", said Leodan. "There was A Troll With No Name... Right? I think I know who that is. There is only one guy that could possibly be so mysterious. RattlingK-6", said Aerosa. "Waiht, whaht ahbout theh ohthers? Youh knowh, Shihppy Leo, Hoohfbeast guy, Buhbbly and Gruhmpy...", said Leodan. "Translation, the Leo, strong guy, Pisces and Aquarius", translated Lionel.
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T2H2 slowly moved through the frozen wasteland he had been doomed to millions of sweeps ago, when his master was killed by the miles. Every night, he went to that cave, that cave Denalo always said was so important. He moved into the cave, and there were some guys inside! They resembled his master's allies! And t-t-that guy! It resembled Denalo so much! T2H2 beeped with joy, moving in circles.
"Hey what's with the robot?", asked Aerosa. "It's a T2H2, only The Cold-Blooded had one", explained Lionel. T2H2 beeped to call their attention. "Waiht... Rohaaun worrrrhaaaum haaunnn", grunted Leodan, speaking Wookie. T2H2 nodded. "He knewh my ahncestor! I knew iht", said Leodan. T2H2 moved back a little, then projected a recorded hologram. The hologram showed a troll that looked like a grown-up Leodan, except wearing a Immortal tier cape. The hologram also had the words "Master" written under it. "It has to be your ancestor", said Aerosa. T2H2 beeped again. The hologram started moving and talking. All the other idiots are keeping these diaries, and I don't want them to tell the wrong side of me so here I am recording this before we put all those stuff in that cave. Ahem. I am The Cold-Blooded, The Emperor of Darkness, Denalo Wookie. My allies that didn't write a diary, The Doovahtched/ The Wind Waker/ The Empress of Hurricanes -Resooa. The Commander/ The Strategist/ The King of Earth, Neillo Felide. Our fight against this Omnipotent idiot has been put to a Standby, because of the predictions of The Handmaiden and The Troll with No Name, they said we couldn't defeat that idiot. We are leaving our strongest weapons for our descendants to find. I am not sure what they have to do. T2H2 will help them when needed. I gave him instructions to do so. And a message to my descendant- continue my revenge. Kill The Sufferer's descendant and avenge the Lord of Darkness, the recorded hologram said, and then T2H2 turned it off. "Great, we have a video diary, and more diaries. Also, what do I say to the guys?", said Lionel.
=======PR began trolling CG===
PR: Cancer.
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT.
PR: We found a cave that contained chests that our ancestors sent to us.
CG: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE YOU
PR: You have no choice.
CG: WHY
PR: I know your ancestor commited a huge mistake... He killed the Lord Of Darkness.
CG: AND
PR: Well, Leodan's ancestor promised to avenge the Lord Of Time... And told Leodan to kill you.
CG: WHAT, THEN WHY SHOULD I EVEN BE THERE.
PR: Because Leodan doesn't know you are the Sufferer's descendant. But I figured it out, and I could tell him.
CG: YOU CHEATER
PR: I prefer Strategist.
Lionel hoped he didn't have to blackmail every. Single. One. Of. The. Group.
Rangon's lusus rattled his machine gun, approaching it to the intruder. "What is it! Is the falcon back?", Rangon shouted from inside the hive. Rangon's lusus rattled. Rangon came outside. "Oh, it's only a Mutant Blood. Leave her alone", said Rangon. The huge Rattlesnake glared at the Mutant Blood and slided away. "Who are you?", asked Rangon.
[My ramble]
While there is matter there is hope.
Unless we're talking about Gamzee.
Then there is no hope for that guy.