Write a Letter you Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[Zeena]

Dear ___,
I have to admit, sometimes you worry me. But by the end of the day, I realize I really don't need to worry. xD It's a habit of mine I guess, after some things happened in the past, so I'm sorry. This whole thing is new to me so I'm trying my best here, I'll get better eventually. xP Thanks for being patient with me.
Though, you always have a way to make me laugh. I love how you specifically do things you know I like, I think it's nice. I appreciate it, I really do. =P
~ Me

[Thief.]

Dear significant other,

Why do you do this to me? The third day in a row I have been left waiting.
It has been so long,since we were together, properly.
I wish we could just work out, no complications or breaks.
But alas, you run on a small battery you stupid E-reader.
One that never charges, so hurry along dear, I want to read a book.

Sincerely, annoyed E-reader owner.

[haadez_]

dear self,

Why did you have to go and make me this way? Where half of my hair is blonde and the others Brown. where one half of my skin is way lighter then the other half, where my hair gets puffy and curly when it's wet, where I can't even go on swimming trips because people think I'm 'anorexic' because I'm really skinny. Why do I have to like dark colors? It makes people call me emo. I'm tired of this. The only thing about me I'm glad about are my eyes, my crooked smile, and my personality. I guess I can't complain to much since I'm happy with the way I am.

Sincerely, me

[abandoned_account]

Dear friends,

One date =\= going steady

Very annoyed,
Thorny

[FallenSilent]

Dear Two Friends,

Seriously, guys? Just because I talk to a girl for ten minutes doesn't mean you can ship me with her. This makes, what, four? Five? Come on! >.< Some are just friends, too! Now, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop, since the girl I met yesterday was pretty cool and I'd prefer to be her friend. Thanks, guys, seriously. -_- I didn't want to freak out by her, even if she laughed.

Your Vertically Challenged Friend

[RoyalDarkness316~]

Dear E,
...So you have a girlfriend... well, good. It hurts a little bit, but not as much as i expected that it would. That's good... i hope. I hope she makes you very, very happy. I knew that you would never choose me. I mean, if i was a guy, then i wouldn't choose me either. I just hope to keep in touch as friends... I really am happy that you found someone, i really am...
your friend,
Royal

[firedance101]

Dear _ I'm sorry please understand ill be there for you but, I can't fix your life. You made some decisions you now have to live with. Ill be there through it all;but,I can't make it go away or fix it. I'm worried about you I really am, I'm waiting on you to call on me. I can't always be the one chasing you down to do things, friendship is double sided you know? So when you feel like you are ready, give me a call sometime. I miss you and I worry about you. I don't hate you. I am disappointed in you;but, I can't turn my back on you. as much as I want to think I'm a hard person. I am not.

Love fire

Dear _
You make me feel so unemportant just like anyone else. Enjoy all that stuff that's more important.. Cause I'm not a factor to worry about anymore. Amazing how a few months can change a person.

Irritated friend I guess

[Ollie.]

Dear Jerkish Kittens of CS,

Why don't you take time off of your kitten day and stop being such a rude booty and be nice to people.
I mean it's seriously not that hard to be nice to other people of CS.
Seeing how this is a "Family Site" I would expect people to be more kind.
I mean, because there are children on here.


With much Not Love,

Oliver.

[{Starry Night}]

Dear _____,

I DON'T CARE. I'd love to have a conversation with you about Vocaloids and Warrior Cats. I, however, would NOT like to have a conversation about your stupid 'ex-boyfriend'. Seriously, were you guys even dating? When I first heard he was going to hang with us, I thought'd it'd be casual. But then you got a crush. Cool. Then you basically forced him to dump his girlfriend and be with you. Not cool. I remember you said,
"Oh, look, she's crying!"
Well, I wonder why. It was probably one of the cruelest things I've ever seen you do. Then, two hours later, you broke up and all I heard for the next week was,
"OMG I hate him soo much!"
After that I thought I'd get my friend back. Nope. You made up and started dating again, then you started hanging out with another person and you always make fun of his old girlfriend. You never include me. Your new friend just stares at me and tries to push me away, and your little boyfriend completely ignores me. And when they're gone and I'm trying to hang out with people that like me, you jump in and take over the conversation like we're BFFS and we always spend time together. I know, it was mean. You wanted to show me your book. I should have never shouted, "I don't care!"
But why are you so vastly interested in being my friend when your brand new best friend and your boyfriend aren't around? Am I your second friend choice?
I have real friends. They don't like you. I was nice enough to kind of hang around, hoping one day we'd all be friends and you'd include us. But that never happened. I was just plan B.
Please, do not spend time with me just to entertain yourself until your other friends show up. I find it odd how mid conversation you scream, "OMIGOSH HE'S HERE!" Then don't talk to me until fifth period.
Quit wasting my time. I have REAL friends that don't get wrapped up in their love lives. Real friends that don't force me to buy dance tickets because their boyfriend isn't coming, or to join the day of silence because their new BFF is the one signing people up.
So please. Unless I'm a real friend to you, don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.

Thanks,
K~Loves~Rats

[oyakawa]

Dear T and B,
You act like you don't know me. Which is good, but, still. Is it embarrassing to tell people how you loved me? ._. And how you both acted like Jerks and now you're best friends and you guys only talk about me? Is that embarrassing? If so Don't do it Duhhhh.. >.<
- Your Worst Nightmare

Dear CP,
Stop putting the red squiglly line below words, telling me they're incorrect!~~
- Nightmare

Dear Mom/School,
Okay cool I've been absent a lot? NO NEED TO FREAK OUT ._.
-Night

Dear Sickness.
I hate chuuu...
- +Nightmare+

Dear Bby,
I wuv u c:
-Nightmare<33