Trade Rant Thread v. 27 *new rules*

[Ashki]

So I get this trade. Pretty bad, yeah? And this was the message that came with it:


Your kinda nice :) like VERY nice I like that in a boy.


...awk.

I've never laughed so hard in my life before.

Omigawd, the lowest of low flirting techniques.. I feel so bad for you XDD You have your very own little stalker

Not sure how to respond to it hah.

[nope.]

I can't find the Timbercoon litter ANYWHERE and they're commons!
This hoard is gonna suck. >.<

[Cartier]

A strange dog walks up to you. "Hello, stranger." It sighed, almost sounding exausted. The animal's presence gives you a strange feeling. ""My name is Psychotic. Do you want to trade with my owner? Well, follow a few simple rules.. And a promise I don't bite your head off."
The dog said.


" Okay, the first rule is to be nice! My master hates mean people!

2. You have to be fair!
3. No begging! That only results to your lost arm!
4. I am not for trade!
NEVER. EVER. EVER OFFER ME IN A TRADE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

Now, that's it. Not too much, is it? Better follow them!"

A bunny with electronic eyes takes the place of the dog. " Sorry about Psychotic. She is a bit grumpy because she has to explain trades to so many people. Anyway, i am the garduian of groups, trades, and goldlists." She shows you her scroll, and begins to read.

Well okay then...

[Spitfyre]

So I sent someone a trade about four days ago, they don't reply, they let it sit there. Then they let it auto cancel as if I never sent it. The thing is, its not the first time its happened with this user, they ignore my gifts, and trades.

That's not that bad. A week ago I got a suggestion for a pet I wanted. I sent it back a little while later. The person had been on, they ignore my on, they posted on here... And they still haven't done anything about the trade... I just want an answer...

[Agent Washington]

Why do people feel the need to fill their rules with:

"NO RATS EVER !!!!1!!!11"

Yet their wishlist consists of only rats?

[cautiousculpeo]

So I sent someone a trade about four days ago, they don't reply, they let it sit there. Then they let it auto cancel as if I never sent it. The thing is, its not the first time its happened with this user, they ignore my gifts, and trades.

That's not that bad. A week ago I got a suggestion for a pet I wanted. I sent it back a little while later. The person had been on, they ignore my on, they posted on here... And they still haven't done anything about the trade... I just want an answer...

I had to finally give up on a trade that someone had let rot for a month....

[SilverPersimmon]

I've been doing pretty ok with trading up my uncommons. But I'm still picky...and it's sad. People offer like '11 uncomons for my '09 commons. I'm just like...no.
OTL I'm picky with dates of commons.
Like this one

A fine offer. And I just couldn't accept it. Whats wrong with me ><'

[Jman2019]

Hahahahah no way would i do this!!

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... Im-d_HmYag

[Cartier]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... fZxxavpdIw

This was that trade.

[cautiousculpeo]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=26330886&userid=414941&signature=FgJPC59iOFucfZxxavpdIw

This was that trade.

? Um... Why did you offer them that?