The Overreaction Game!!!

[עורב לבן]

Don't you know cheese makes you huge, like a blue whale on steroids? You're going to alter the earth's gravity with your insane cheese addiction! I'm not just talking being obese, I'm talking growing suddenly into a giant!

I have a headache.

[viviyan]

OMG OH NOEZ QUICK GET TO A HOSPITAL BEEFORE YOU DIEEEEE!

I am eating Doritos

[silence.]

NO! *slaps Doritos away* THOSE CHIPS ARE PART OF A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY TO MAKE YOU ADDICTED TO FAST FOOD, SO THEY CAN INCREASE THE REVENUE!! ...BETTER GIVE THOSE TO ME.

I have a face. :3

[DaftPunch]

OMG YOU DO? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SLENDERMAN. I'm so relieved that you're not him! Whew!



I ate chocolate yesterday.

[עורב לבן]

Chocolate?! Don't you know that is an alien toxin that causes eggs to hatch inside of you and take over your brain! NOOOO!

I'm watching Law and Order: SVU

[.MOSSPATH.]

NO NO NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THE SHOW IS JINXED! WHATEVER HAPPENS IN THE EPISODE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!! TURN IT OFF QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm listening to Icona Pop, I love it!

[randomhorse]

NOOO! THEY MIGHT BRAINWASH YOU!!!

I got married!

[עורב לבן]

Don't you know the divorce rate now a days?! You should just hide in a hole as a hermit for the rest of your life! Marriage turns people insane!

I'm tired.

[SpiritWolfSong]

OH MY GOSH EAT SOME SUGAR OR SOMETHING! THE ZOMBIES WILL RISE IN THE NIGHT AND YOU WILL BE TOO TIRED TO RUN AND YOU WILL DIE! AND THEN THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE OF YOU. EAT CANDY BEFORE YOU DOOM US ALL!

I'm laying in my bed.

[.silk.]

NO!!!!!!!! DO JUMPING JACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW! DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My cat is going to sleep on me