1. Do you substitute rude words for others, like instead of F***, you say something like Fruitcake, or duck?
Yes, all the time.
2. If you could have Totoro (the bird) as a pet, would you?
Totoro is adorable, the only problem would be that I love chocolate eggs too...
3. Do you know what the fear of long words is?
Funny you should ask...
Pet's name: Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
Adopt virtual pets at Chicken Smoothie!4. Have you ever woken up and gotten a heart attack as you have no clue where you are?
When I am at my grandparents house, ALL THE TIME.
5. Do you like trains?...._.
Trains are epic.
6. Do you believe pudding has the capability to rise up and take over the world?
Just yes.
7. Do you laugh when someone dies in a horror film?
Why else would you watch them? I mean seriously, if it SOUNDS like there is a killer in you kitchen, You. Dont. Follow. The. Noise.
8. Have you ever watched part of 'Jaws' in class and some bright spark has jolted you right when someone screams and you scream at the top of your lungs?
I would love to watch Jaws in class, but alas it is "not fit for a school environment"
9. Do you have braces?
Sadly...
10. Are your two favourite colours complete opposites in the colour wheel (Purple - yellow, red - green, blue - orange)?
I have four...
11. Have you ever seen a spider eat a butterfly?
I certainly hope not...
12. Have you ever seen a butter fly?
A butterfly? Or butter fly? One yes, the other no.

13. Would you prefer the world to be black and white rather than everything in plain greyscale?
Sometimes, but it would be a whole lot less interesting then wouldn't it?
14. Have i mentioned your favourite number?
My favorite number is 14, so yeah, I think so
15. ...Have you been tricked by the '1 + 1 equals 11!' trick? Ever?!
I will answer that with a question, have you ever said eleventy-ten?
16. Are monocles classy rather then funneh?
Like a sir.
17. ARE YOU THE PROUD OWNER OF A STUFFED NARWHAL WITH A TOP HAT, MOUSTACHE AND MONOCLE?!?!?!?!?!?!
As much of a crime as it is, I am not.
18. Have you EVER bitten someone with a green shell in mario kart?
Wait what? .....
19. Do you like fruits basket yet have only seen the anime?
I haven't actually ever seen fruits basket...
20. Have you seen ONLY the movie 'Hunger games' yet you say how big a fan you are?
Naw, I love the series too.
BONUS QUESTION!!!
REGARDING HUNGER GAMES: Who is Madge Undersee? Isn't she the mayors daughter? The one who likes strawberries and gives Katniss her pin in the book?
REGARDING FRUITS BASKET: My friend watches this show, but i haven't ever seen it.