Favorite Quotes

[Phantasmagoria]

"God, I don't want the 80's again."

"You weren't even around in the eighties!"

"Duh, not unless I was born..."

"What are you doing?"

"I am not good at math, okay?!" -- A conversation between me and a friend.

"You have brains in your head.
Your have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you chose." -- Dr. Suess

"What fun is it being 'cool' if you can't wear a sombrero?" -- Hobbes off the Comic Strip "Calvin & Hobbes"

[Araviir]

I have a lot hope you don't mind. some are from twilight a lot are from star wars and a few are from warriors and a couple are from other ppl...
most are my favorites cause they're hilarious!

"Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger. I think I shall just have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won't stand a chance. I shall just walk up to them and sit on them till they surrender." - Graypaw

"speaking of Italy and sports cars we stole there you still owe me a yellow Porsche" - Alice Cullen

"some people choose their greatness but some have greatness thrust upon them" (not sure who said it first)

"fantasy makes sense. the real world does not" - me! (I said that today actually)

"there is do and do not there is no 'try' " -Yoda

" so did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? " - mike

"oooooh scary" - Emmet Cullen

" penguins. lovely, " - Edward Cullen

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright

"Count Dooku does not share our sense of honor. And...he knows where you live." - Obi wan

" Anakin, shut up " - Obi wan

"Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is not flying." - Obi wan
"But it's a good trick." - Anakin

I have more but I'll post them later

[Ebonpyre]

Ahh. Screaming. Music to my ears. -Luelon

[Adelle]

"What's up my friend?" My bro in his video "Gun Man"

"...And this is.... Magic Head!" Shawn Spencer from "Psych"

"..We were going to call our band Jester, but we didn't want anyone to think we were fools." Jeff and Lester from "Chuck"

"You have made me very angry!" Mr. Rage from "Mystery Men"

[Phantasmagoria]

"My God Sarah, it's midnight and your watching TV. Go to bed for Chis'sake! What are you watching anyways?"

"Some anime. But there's a hot emo guy on it and your not getting me off this couch!"

- Conversation between me and a friend when I was up all night watching TV. >:]

[rabbithaver]

SERENITY quotes!

"Do you know what your sin is, Malcolm?" the operative said, pulling out his sword.
"Ah, hell. I'm a fan of all seven." Mal said.

"Any particular way you wanted me to let Simon walk away?" Mal asked.
"That ain't funny, Cap'n." Kaylee pouted.
"Oh, 'cmon. It was a LITTLE funny."

[Adelle]

"What the freak?!" Me when my bro and I were taking a walk and the he totally ditched me.

"Homo's!" My bro being crazy.

"Mom, your rose is a loser. I mean it's all shriveled up!" My bro and I really slap happy.

"Shawn, I will not eb anyone's pawn, I'm a queen. Wait, let me re-phrase that." Gus and Shawn on Psych having another ridculous fight.

[rabbithaver]

Now, something NOT Firefly or Serenity!

I wrote some scripts for a non-existent TV show that I made up, and I'll put a few quotes here:


FEATHER sits down stiffly, facing a cliff. A few moments, then a wolf is shoved in front of her. Feather holds up a fat stag.

FEATHER:
Now, this is all the prey we gave Sand in advance. You take this to her and tell her--

WOLF (interrupting)
Keep it. It won't matter. Because I'll track you down and the last thing you will see will be my teeth.

FEATHER
Darn.

She KICKS the wolf and he falls off the cliff, landing with a thud. Another wolf is shoved in front of Feather. Its the first one's henchman. She again holds up the fat stag.

FEATHER
Now, this is all the prey we gave Sand in ad--

2ND WOLF
Yeah, I get it. Best for everyone. I'm right there with'ya.

Feather smiles and drops the Stag. She pats it.

[Adelle]

"Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me." Anynmous

"You're a lobster." Me saying to my dad when we forgot sun tan lotion to the beach.

[Chrysolite]

"One of the greatest skills in life is to know when to shut up."
-Me