Favorite Quotes

[SHOVELS]

"Two things are Infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein

"If people winked in real life as much and they do in text messages the world would be a very creepy place."

"In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong.
We're running out of moonwalkers."

"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it."

"What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?" -Unknown

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West

"The two most important days in your life are the the day you were born, and the day you find out why." -Mark Twain

"The most effective way to do it, is to do it." Amelia Earhart

"Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working." -Pablo Picasso

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius

"Courage is not having the strength to go on; it is going on when you don't have the strength." -Theodore Roosevelt

"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder..." -Thoreau

"But, I don't think any arranger should ever write a drum part for a drummer because if a drummer can't create his own interpretation of the chart he plays everything that written, he becomes mechanical; he has no freedom." -Buddy Rich

"Screw marching to the beat of your own drummer. Drum yourself a rhythm worth marching to." -Me

"If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum." -Neil Peart

"Only a few find the way, some don'y recognize it when they do- some... don't ever want to." -Cheshire Cat

"Why, we're all mad here... you may have noticed that I'm not all there myself." -Cheshire Cat

"Don't ask what the meaning of life is. You define it."

"Art is the only way to run away without leaving home."

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter dob't mind." -Dr. Seuss

"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."

"Nobody ever made the history books by playing by the rules."

"No story lives unless someone wants to listen." -J.K. Rowling

"Jealousy can only get you so far. Rage may get you farther along, but love never fails." -Me

"The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique." -Walt Disney

"I have finally figured out the secret to life.......... To just LIVE IT." -Me

"Be it a cassette, live performance, or an old pair of headphones.... Music is my life." -Me

"There isn't a man alive that can tell me what to do." -Bumblebee (Teen Titans)

"Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for." -Rule #2 of Kurt Vonnegut's "Basics of Creative Writing"

"It's easy enough to be pleasant, when life hums along like a song. But the man worth while is the man who can smile when everything goes dead wrong." -Poem in front of the Tower of Terror ride at Disneyland

"I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, they would have to move."

"There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is turn around and say 'Watch me.' " -Unknown

"If your dreams don't scare you, they aren't big enough."

"You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore."

[lennon]

[GreenCorgiQueen]

"G'day mate, been a long time" - Bunnymund

"Oh good a neutral party, well I'm going to ignore you" - Pitch Black

"You don't want to race a rabbit, mate..." - Bunnymund

"Rack off" - Bunnymund

"I'm a bunny, the Easter Bunny" - Bunnymund

"Buckle up" - Bunnymund

"Am I on the naughty list?" - Jack Frost

Me obsessed with Rise of the Guardians.... Nooo.......

[mukade]

"Don't ever let the media tell you what your body is supposed to look like. You're beautiful the way you are. Stay beautiful. Keep it ugly."
— Gerard Way ❤

[lennon]

"I don't know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone."

"The more I see, the less I know for sure."

"I am not young enough to know everything."

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

[Paycho]

"G'day mate, been a long time" - Bunnymund

"Oh good a neutral party, well I'm going to ignore you" - Pitch Black

"You don't want to race a rabbit, mate..." - Bunnymund

"Rack off" - Bunnymund

"I'm a bunny, the Easter Bunny" - Bunnymund

"Buckle up" - Bunnymund

"Am I on the naughty list?" - Jack Frost

Me obsessed with Rise of the Guardians.... Nooo.......

Go suck an egg, rabbit.- pitch black.

Quote win.

[Accioprophecy]

"Got it memorized?" - Axel (Kingdom hearts)
"A far-off memory is like a scattered dream. A scattered dream is like a far-off memory." - Roxas (Kingdom Hearts)

[Paycho]

Also, all the quotes below are from my friends and I. And they aren't even half the quotes I have.

This is a nasty fail pocket full of failure juices.
Shut up and eat your beans!
I'm FULL of beans!
Beanquotes! (Musical)
Noooooo! I'm just gonna walk up to a random person and say " no, I don't do drugs. Wanna play some ping pong?".
New rule: don't explode!
Purse to the face!
For shame Kathryn! Now we have no ride home!
No, we're going to go set fire to the town!
Here you are my liege
Oh yeah, I can sing!
Aww! *turns to friends* what the CRAP do I get him?!
Singin for the ELDERLY
I stabbed him 37 times in the chest!
Boat nectar!
What do people normally do with low batteries, beat them against a wall with a stick?!
That, or these are the tallest midgets ever!
We say a lot of random funny crap.
Macaroni, maca-roni! Butt butt, butttt
Heads explode randomly in our presence
What the crap is this?
Eat it life!
Right there, to the right of mr.... Whatsisname, brainfart.... RILEY!
Have you tried adding sarcasm? "Kathryn, he's not very sarcastic!" Then have you tried adding pudding?
It's a leftover quarter!
You only brought one quarter?
I laugh at the misery of children.
I laugh at the misery of YOUNGER children!
Ties, they're like mini nooses!
I thought babies just came out with little hats and blankets!
Death needs to ride on a unicorn and go Around and kill people.
Death needs to take a shower in a puddle of rainbows.

[!Blondie!]

Oz:: you can have a nice pile of bananas
Finley::Oh, I see, because I'm a monkey I must love bananas
Oz:: you don't love bananas?
Finley:: Of coarse I love bananas, I'm a monkey, don't be ridiculous!

[ShortyTheHobbitess]

England: Santo Rita Mita Meada Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora The Explorer Santo Rita Mita Meada Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora The Explorer I've summoned you from the depths of 'bell'* SHOW YOURSELF!
Russia:*Russia's head appear in the floor* You Ko'lled?
England: Not you!

*replaced for different word for the sake of keeping it clean