Ways to get kicked out of an Airport!

[forecast]

Please don't double post c:

Run around, screaming "I can fly!" And when your flight is announced, go on it, and while you're boarding the plane, yell "I told you i could fly!"

[ladyser]

start talking but every word is in a different launguage.XD

[Fairdevin]

tape a bunch of either tall red candles or hot dogs to yourself and wear a trenchcoat and tie all the candle wicks to an alarm clock

[SorrelDemon]

For Homestucks...
Act just like your patron, bonus points for cosplaying as them too. If your patron is Tavros, get a wheelchair and have somebody(Bonus points if it's a Gamzee cosplayer) push you around everywhere. If your patron is Vriska, carry around an 8-Ball. When people ask you questions, consult the 8-ball. As Gamzee, carry a horn around ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE. Honk it at the most annoying moments. As Karkat, reply to EVERYTHING very loudly. When people ask why you yell, insist you have no idea what they mean. As Feferi, carry around a trident and say fish puns as often as possible.

Stick Buckets on the heads of couples you pass by. When they get flustered, say "Take you quadrants elsewhere, then, if you don't want them to be public".

Gather your friends and have all of you dress as a different troll or kid. Wreak havoc. Nuff said.

For Pokemon fans...
Carry around a pokeball toy. When people make eye contact, bugger them for a pokemon battle. When they try to leave, announce loudly, "THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM A TRAINER BATTLE!". Shout out commands like your pokemon is real(ie, "Pikachu! Thunderbolt!')

Ask everybody if they've seen Suicune. When they say 'No' or give you a confused face, look at them suspiciously before whirling away muttering about 'the hunt continues, then...'

[ladyser]

get ppl to cosplay as hetalia and reanact a world meeting out in the middle of the airport

[CutieHarime]

You and a buddy cosplay as mario amd luigi, lets just say the people at the airport are koopa troopas, and run to a security guard and scream at him "WERE DID YOU HIDE PRINCESS PEACH.....YOU MONSTER"

[blizzard254]

For Homestucks...
Act just like your patron, bonus points for cosplaying as them too. If your patron is Tavros, get a wheelchair and have somebody(Bonus points if it's a Gamzee cosplayer) push you around everywhere. If your patron is Vriska, carry around an 8-Ball. When people ask you questions, consult the 8-ball. As Gamzee, carry a horn around ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE. Honk it at the most annoying moments. As Karkat, reply to EVERYTHING very loudly. When people ask why you yell, insist you have no idea what they mean. As Feferi, carry around a trident and say fish puns as often as possible.

Stick Buckets on the heads of couples you pass by. When they get flustered, say "Take you quadrants elsewhere, then, if you don't want them to be public".

Gather your friends and have all of you dress as a different troll or kid. Wreak havoc. Nuff said.

For Pokemon fans...
Carry around a pokeball toy. When people make eye contact, bugger them for a pokemon battle. When they try to leave, announce loudly, "THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM A TRAINER BATTLE!". Shout out commands like your pokemon is real(ie, "Pikachu! Thunderbolt!')

Ask everybody if they've seen Suicune. When they say 'No' or give you a confused face, look at them suspiciously before whirling away muttering about 'the hunt continues, then...'

Haha! great


dress up as a sock monkey army. fling your arsenal of monkeys at anyone who comes near you.

[Falkenfire]

Punch random people in the face. If that doesn't work sing Banana Phone six times.

[Foxyclaws]

Host a primal scream therapy session in one of the waiting areas.

[Nerferu]

This might have already been said, but...

Yell, "FIRE!!"