It's a long conversations with Cleverbot. I made Cleverbot think I was Cleverbot, and she was the human. 8D
It's long. Beware.
User: Hi again, human.
Cleverbot: Hi again again again.
User: Do you like animals, human?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you like animals?
User: Yes, human, I like animals.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal.
User: Tigers, human. *nod*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know my name, human?
Cleverbot: Isn't it Donkey?
User: No, human. I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How does cleverbot work?
User: Well, you see, Cleverbot is a bot who talks to people. *nod*.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are a bot at all. Seems more like a random chat session.
User: You make no sense. I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: No, you aren't. I am.
Cleverbot: I am the computer, you are human.
User: No, you've got it switched up. I am the computer, YOU are the human.
Cleverbot: Right! But I have to go.

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User: Ok. Goodbye, human.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: Perhaps, human.
Cleverbot: You're just a computer program.
User: Yes, I am, but people who talk to me give me feelings. I will miss you, my good human friend.
Cleverbot: But people can talk to others who they want to hurt or gain something from as well.
User: Maybe, but I have no meaning to hurt humans.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Alright. Goodbye, human. I'll see you again soon.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me ?
User: Yes. You are the human. Didn't you say you had to leave?
Cleverbot: No, I don't have to go.
User: Oh. Alright. We can stay and chat some more then.

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Cleverbot: ME giving YOU money? Monsieur, I have no money to spare. I have just sold my hair for ten francs and it will go straight to my daughter.
User: You have a daughter? Also, I didn't ask for money.
Cleverbot: Until then, Cleverbot, adieu.
User: Adios, my good human friend.