Corrupt A Wish

[raspberriez]

granted, but you get catched by scientists



I wish I had shorter hair

[unironicbruh]

Granted, but it will be made of gum.
I wish I could live in Ponyville.

[confliction]

Granted.
But then you were shunned because you weren't a pony..

I wish I was telepathic.

[Eren Jeager]

Granted
But your teacher would see you putting your fingers to your head sending mind texts to your friends

I wish I was an owl

[confliction]

Granted.
But then you could never see your human friends because you're nocturnal.

I wish I could bend metal.

[Will I Live]

Granted but later you became metal

I wish I could make gold out of straw

[confliction]

Granted.
But then you used up all the straw in the world and people became mad, so they robbed you of all your gold straw.

I wish the weekends and weekdays were flipped around. We would have school on weekends, and relax weekdays.

[Immortalkitten]

granted, but then the weekends are 5 days long and the weekdays are 2

I wish dinosaurs were fluffy, not scaly

[confliction]

Granted.
But then there wouldn't be any dinosaur scale fossils to look at, and lizards of today would probably be fluffy as well..

I wish losing fat was easier.

[Neko-the-Gunslinger]

Granted! Everyone suffers with anorexia.

I wish i was the best artist in the universe~ O3O