[welcome to carnival.]

Toupe or not to pay
That is the question
And by the way
I just gotta say
Thank the Lord I'm not going bald
And if I may quip
My curls and I
Are just like heaven
Cause rest assured,
There'll be no parting there
But should my head get bare
Like Friar Tuck
Hard cheese to swallow
It makes me smile
Cause I know just what I'd do
Yeah, If I had more wigs than I knew what to do with
I'd open a second hand store
And if you ever went bald
You'd recall it
Cause I'd cleverly call it
"Rugs From Me to You"

^^ ;D
i just had to think of that song as i wanted to post it xD