Trade Rant Thread V.23

[Liliette]

WARNING :
this trade might hurt eyes
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... Cx4qA0JSGA

[Oliverstorm]

Aw naw, brah.

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... C-ndSOMq6g

[Moved]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... ftMrxBuDmg


It really isn't that terrible but I need fodder. Not a BW for my hoard. And I'm really not sure about that rat... Mind you, I have nothing against rats but trading them for a more in demand species can be a pain in the arse.

[SnowStar]

I was just waiting for the FTT to answer back before adding to my side. It wasn't even a auto cancel, they canceled themselves and it wasn't even five minutes after it was sent. D:
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... 3zyrIwDn_w

[kee;]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=24597494&userid=373877&signature=-Lx26MIuItb-ftMrxBuDmg


It really isn't that terrible but I need fodder. Not a BW for my hoard. And I'm really not sure about that rat... Mind you, I have nothing against rats but trading them for a more in demand species can be a pain in the arse.

-sigh-
Sadly yes.
No one ever wants rats but I think
they are really cute.
Then I trade my pets for them and
get stuck with them and can't trade them.

~Kee

[Alva.]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=24598883&userid=271339&signature=AwWyl-JokIT__TIAg_B0Uw

asdf, nooo! I don't give free list pets for those who ask e.e

Ahaha, I saw this cutie and was tempted to make an offer, but of course when I see one up for trade, I can't afford it.

On topic: Why do people beg for pets, it's rude. And rude. And, oh yeah, I almost forgot; RUDE!

[epimetheus]

Chickensmoothika sortics were the most fashionable breeds of dogs to own after the toxic rampage those with out a toxic bought the second rated pet closetst to their favorite color. Sortics were common and wanted to be a popular pet among the site so they entered a compition against the Joker, Target dog, and of course the toxic brothers. "You'll never win against us." Sneered blue the blue toxic. "yeah ... we'll .. uh pop your balloon." cackled the joker in a hyseterical laugh of craziness. The target dog laughed and said " Better watch your fur don't want any scars." The sortic sisters were outraged "So what if we break a nail or a tail we'll show you the winners." cooed the green sortic with a brave but soft and gentel voice."Yah watcha gona do?" snarled the green toxic. "Without any further eruptions let the scavenger hunting war begin and remeber there's an archery attack so watch your tails out there." announced the green lion tail. The cheerers in the booths were grinners all going " Whoah whose gona win it this time?!. Whooooo." The sortic sisters looked around in abandoned field unnoticing the target dogs target showing the archer's where to shoot the arrows and the the toxic brothers grinned then alltogether cried out "FIRE!!!!" Arrows shot rapidly all over the place some perfect shoots others clumsy and hitting the dirt by the sortics feet. "Hold your fire , please!" cried the blue sortic. But the arrows continued to shoot all the time while the target dog sat there unhit by any arrows. The toxic's had set him up to do a fast one. They scrambled up every thing including 100 Cs dollars they stole out of a wallet. Beeep!rang the sound of a buzzard alerting the archers and scavengers to turn in their supplies at the main office to recive prizes. "Woah thats quite a load their felles . Ya'll did we'll ." said the Green lioned tail. "We'll they cheated ." Roared the target dog and sortics."They used me as an archery post so they could have others fire their ammo at me." he growled in aggony at the cuts displayed across his back. "The brothers put us in the middle of it." woofed the green sortic."Yeah they had others shoot at us." Well now the lion tail laughed. "You boys know your ow the losing tam and that target and sortics win right?" she laughed. "But it aint fair we allways lose at everything." "Maybe you should try and play fair then it gives everyplayer a winning chanse and you can still have fun, but for now your all going to jail till further notice."

*Clicks Back.

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard...

I know. This story doesn't make sense.... still *dies of laughter* That''s kinda rude....
and confusing.....

[Areater]

Three trades in a row. All breaking at least one rule. Seriously? I don't care if it takes you an hour to read them, or whatever! If you want to trade with me, then you need to read my rules! And don't get mad at me if I foe you, like some people tend to do. -.-

[Dragongirl00100]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... fBjXAzBj5g

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[kee;]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=24599140&userid=361152&signature=EiYkGxoGW9XCfBjXAzBj5g

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Rarity math...
-thrown out the window-

~Kee