Favorite Quotes

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"Damn it! Alright everyone, plan B. Scream like a little girl."

- screams high-pitched, suddenly slashed at, then screams for real -

"Oh my god!" - laughing -

- pewdiepie [x]

[ElevatingHearts]

"Life is too short to be organized."

~Kendall Francis Schmidt

[Nithera]

Gotta love pewds XD

"Maybe gays are all part of God's plan to see if Christians really do love each other. Ever think of that?"
~Unknown

[lucifer morningstar]

"There's only one God ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."
-The Avenger's

"What? Scared of a little lightning?"
'I'm not overly fond of what follows.'
-The Avenger's

"Sorry to steal your line boss....but I love it when a plan comes together."
-The A-Team

[montyboy101]

" Mothwing was born an Idiot, she'll die an Idiot"
- Yellowfang
I laughed when I heard this!
PLEASE TELL ME IF ITS INNAPROPATE!

[Onew~]

"If that's not enough for you guys, then tough bickies." -- Tess, administrator and creator of Chickensmoothie.com

[b52g6n8l]

Ah, I love SHINee ^^

" 'Kkapchi' what does it mean?" MC
"Simply captured by JoKwon." - JoKwon
-2am's Jo Kwon

"Wow, there really is no muscle on her arms." -Female Audience Member
"That's because in America, we only eat hamburgers." -Kevin, crossdressing as a female xD
-U-Kiss's Kevin

[nicolettexx]

" can I sue Taylor Swift? "

- Andrea Russett

" I want Lexi to be home and for her to be punching you in the arm. "

- My Dad.

[Aquishira]

My bench is on fire!! -Merlin

[Heyyoo]

Arthur: The ransom was supposed to be delivered to the Vale of Dinaria; if they’re holding Gwen anywhere, it has to be there. Which means we can save a day’s riding if we cut through the tunnels of Andor.
Merlin: Oh, no. I know that face, I’m not going to like this am I? What’s in the tunnels?
Arthur: They’re infested with Wildooren.
Merlin: What are Wildooren?
Arthur: They’re like giant – [gestures with hands, and then sees Merlin’s expression and brings his hands much closer together] – baby rats.
Merlin: Baby rats? They don’t sound so bad –
Arthur: They feast on human flesh.
Merlin: Maybe we should go over the mountains…

Favorite Quote from Merlin S02E04: Lancelot and Guinevere.