Trade Rant Thread V.23

[Industry]

{• It's times like these I say to myself:
"Ok, so where the heck are your rules...?"

I'm going to be honest- I didn't even read past the third sentence.
Sugar Snap is lazy.
Ain't no one got time for that.

This is why I limit myself to only having three rules, because people tend to just skip over it completely if there are more. Still, 3 rules seems to be too much for alot of people. I just cancel their trades no matter what they're offering. I love when they come back with a message or rant on here with " it's your loss" Well, it's really not cause I get to keep my pets just as they are and I'm fine with that too

Well if they're actually coherent rules, I'll take the time to read them. I'm more than willing to read heaps of rules if I really want to trade with the person.
But stories, massive amount of gifs, and lots o' glitter graphics irritate me.
Story rules are really my biggest peeve though. Especially since most of them are lacking any proper grammar, punctuation, spelling, or things of that nature. They're usually just one giant, blobby, mess-of-a-run-on sentence.

[MovedintoOwlsaccount]

{• ...I swear someone sent me a trade and sent me messages trying to talk like I do...whaaat??

{• I have no idea what you're on about

xD haha, just messing.

Rant: As soon as I WL lock my groups I get no trades. Okay, then.

[ghostley.]

{• Haha, well, not to that extreme. I have the tendency to put a ~ or a <3 at the end of some of my sentences, and through the conversation in the trade, if I sent a message with a ~ or <3 the next message they would put exactly what I put at the end.

[Joe Kerr]

{• ...I swear someone sent me a trade and sent me messages trying to talk like I do...whaaat??

I tend to put a <3 at then end of most of my messages, but you aren't talking about me because we've never traded

{~M.G~}

[Bolt1784]

*Sends trade to someone* + 2 days later

sry it took me so long to reply i was outside

[Azuri]

{• Haha, well, not to that extreme. I have the tendency to put a ~ or a <3 at the end of some of my sentences, and through the conversation in the trade, if I sent a message with a ~ or <3 the next message they would put exactly what I put at the end.

I have gained the tendency to call people Dear~, you can blame Oliverstorm for that

[salmondragon]

A sprakley green cat walkz over to u and sez welcome to thunderclan i am the leeader of thunderclan

I MUST RED THE REST OF THEIR TRADE RULES. PLEASE. xD

Sorry, buts its, just....So,...Funny. o3o

[ghostley.]

*Sends trade to someone* + 2 days later

sry it took me so long to reply i was outside

{• Hah, yes, they were outside in the 'wilderness' for two days. That seems VERY likely.

@Blizzard: Yeah, I do sometimes as well, but this made me feel like I was being stalked...*shudders*

[Bolt1784]

A sprakley green cat walkz over to u and sez welcome to thunderclan i am the leeader of thunderclan

I MUST RED THE REST OF THEIR TRADE RULES. PLEASE. xD

Sorry, buts its, just....So,...Funny. o3o

I can't remember whose trade rules that was. XD I saved this on to Notepad before I went to school when I came across it because it was so funny. ^^'

[Industry]

{• Haha, well, not to that extreme. I have the tendency to put a ~ or a <3 at the end of some of my sentences, and through the conversation in the trade, if I sent a message with a ~ or <3 the next message they would put exactly what I put at the end.

I have gained the tendency to call people Dear~, you can blame Oliverstorm for that

I do it too.
Dear.
Sugar.
Honey.
Sweetpea.

You name the adorable pet name, I've probably used it at someone. Although not in a facetious manner. That's literally just how I talk.
People always think I'm trying to belittle them or something. No bro, if I wanted to insult you, I'd do so with proper terms. Like buttelf.
Or cotton headed ninny muggins.
Yes.