Trade Rant Thread V.23

[:: Juniper Pearl ::]

{• It's times like these I say to myself:
"Ok, so where the heck are your rules...?"

I'm going to be honest- I didn't even read past the third sentence.
Sugar Snap is lazy.
Ain't no one got time for that.

This is why I limit myself to only having three rules, because people tend to just skip over it completely if there are more. Still, 3 rules seems to be too much for alot of people. I just cancel their trades no matter what they're offering. I love when they come back with a message or rant on here with " it's your loss" Well, it's really not cause I get to keep my pets just as they are and I'm fine with that too

[ghostley.]

{• Neither did I, I just skimmed, but seriously, this is a place for trades, not story time~

[Bolt1784]

A sprakley green cat walkz over to u and sez welcome to thunderclan i am the leeader of thunderclan

[Aeveny]

A sprakley green cat walkz over to u and sez welcome to thunderclan i am the leeader of thunderclan

i literally lol'd when i saw that x3

~Joker

[Sophiebella]

hello
Oh so you want to change places with me?
Okay but you let only once into the world of my animals.
Listen as the wind rustling the leaves and hisses, splashes water and the clouds.
And if you just go see or hear back, maybe you can find my little critters. in search of food, they hear you, but be warned, not all animals are equal peaceful and tame.
Sometimes when you look up into the sky, you may see small black dots. You know what it is? Exactly, there are my pigeons (store pets), you can see how smooth they fly up into the sky and slowly sail back down?
Do you see my little cat that slowly creeps around your legs wide and then lying down in front of you and wants to be petted?
That must surely be my blue, fat cat (store pets). Their days consist of sleeping, eating and stroked.
Do you see the herds move day and night through the woods, and just stay in one place to eat?
At the front of the leader, Ghost of Christmas Present, and behind Lily.
They float across the sand like little delicate flowers.
Do you see my animals that trying to grow, but can not make it because they are PPS pets, then you're probably on the small lake angelangt.Gegen������¼ber you look at my unicorns. But be careful, they are shy. And stay away from my wolves and foxes. You can not take a joke when it comes to their offspring. My dragons guard my treasure, Rudolph.
They will chase you if you come near her.
My cats, rabbits and other animals you can learn about yourself.
When you arrive at my ass PPS, we are at the end of our little safari tour angekommen.Ich hope she liked it, because now you can look around you, and maybe you'll find indeed a pet that suits you and which relates to the arm can take with you and goes home.

{• It's times like these I say to myself:
"Ok, so where the heck are your rules...?"

I saw this person once. Am I right in saying that all of the groups are called things like 'pride' and 'herd'?
My words exactly.------------------------------------------------------->

I'm going to be honest- I didn't even read past the third sentence.
Sugar Snap is lazy.
Ain't no one got time for that.

RANT: GAH! No one will do a tier swap for a grown scarf dog! So when I say in my trade thread I want to tier swap it I suddenly get a million and one trades with uncommons on their side and the scarf dog on my side. Sophiebella IS NOT IMPRESSED!(sorry about caps but I'm really cross about this)

[medusa]

I am so sry i dont have alot i am new so pls help me and edit my trade if you can!! THX

[ghostley.]

A sprakley green cat walkz over to u and sez welcome to thunderclan i am the leeader of thunderclan

{• Hahah! That is hilarious! (A little off topic here) I am no warriors fan but something tells me that the leader of Thunderclan is not green and sparkly. No time to read your stories, that's why you post them on the "Share your Creations" thread...

[Joe Kerr]

A sprakley green cat walkz over to u and sez welcome to thunderclan i am the leeader of thunderclan

... I'm sorry, what? That's almost as bad as the poem I posted on the last thread.

"Speciel
its beautiful
you are lovely
Thank you very much
Rare"

Umm..What? They entered that in a contest to win a rare pet. they had the option to draw, write a story/poem, or fill out a form. I guess they love poetry? *shrugs*

{~M.G~}

[chewwy]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... 8mgNkOccjA

Aren't you quitting??? If so this is my dreeeaamiiieee!!!!

What???? O.o

[ghostley.]

{• ...I swear someone sent me a trade and sent me messages trying to talk like I do...whaaat??