Favorite Quotes

[Adelle]

"Oh, I never walk in a building that isn't fire safe. Not the less, one I work in." Gus
"Oh yeah? Than why is your fire detector a paper bowl with a M&M stuck to it?" Woman
"Shawn! Shawn! What happened to the fire detector I bought for us?" Gus
"It kept beeping during silence week. Chew chew?" Shawn
Scene from "Psych" (Most awesome show ever!)
EDIT
"Loud noises!" Person from Anchorman

"Why are we yelling?!" Same person from Anchorman

[Rawfire]

My favourite quote i use, is this one:

Mum, we all know you can't sing, so you don't need to prove it

[Adelle]

"Oh dang! I just walked in and atoumatic door!" Me after I was running and expected the atoumatic door to open. But I ran into it.

[infinitiixx]

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away - Bil Keane

[Adelle]

"You never know, unless you try." Me

"Do your parents know you're here?" Woman
"No, I'm already pregnant, how much more shaningans do think I can get in?" Juno
(I haven't watched it, just thought this scene from Juno on commercials was funny)

[superflyingkittenz]

Let it begin! Let it begin!! LET IT BEGIN!!!

~Rhino

[Ebonpyre]

"After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like yourself what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end."
— Saphira to Eragon
"After her! She is the one I want!"
— Durza (Who rocks)
"Why are you here?" The Shade looked at him with contempt in his red eyes and smiled. "To gloat, of course. What use is a victory if one cannot enjoy it?"
— Eragon and Durza
"My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. Men have tried to breach it before, but I've learned to defend it vigorously, for I am only safe with my innermost thoughts."
— Murtagh (Who also rocks)
"And now for the greatest adventure of all."
— Brom
"Empathy? Empathy? What empathy can I afford my enemies?"
— Murtagh
"If you lived with this fear, you would have learned the same lesson I did: DO NOT TAKE CHANCES"
— Murtagh to Eragon
"There's a reason why we're born with brains in our heads, not rocks."
— Brom
Arya: Time moves quickly, Eragon. Yesterday you were a farmboy, today you are a hero. Maybe tomorrow will see us together again.
Eragon: ...
Arya: It means soon, moron.
"I'm not a jerk all the time, just most of the time." -One of my charries

[BrokenKitteh]

(It means soon moron XD XD XD)

"Hey! Must be the money!" ~Nelly

"Stupid puppy, can't even breathe without you glomping on me!" ~Me to friend Katy(Who we call puppy)

"Mom! what are you doing?" "Trying to hang upside down from the shelf above my bed, what does it look like?" "Are you on drugs?" "Nope, I don't need drugs to act drunk!" ~Me and Katy (My nickname is Mom....)

"Only the few and the proud can get away with being this weird.. we are not few.. but we are proud!" ~My friend Becky and I.

[rabbithaver]

My favorite quotes from my favorite TV show, Firefly:

"We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, episode 1, Serenity

"Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I may die of shock." Inara Sarha, Firefly, episode 4, Shindig

[BrokenKitteh]

OMG I LOVE THAT SHOW!!! sorry...