Spam-check guys!

*takes out spam detector* Now, let's wave it abo-BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP omg!

it either senses rubbish posts that clog up the forum, OR, the disgustingly unhealthy, greasy canned meat!
i wonder which...

(yes, i know i'm being such a spoilsport, i'm demonic after all

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