★ Star Wars vs. Star Trek || V. 13 ★

[JaneQuotes]

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Candle, duh.

[Lulu Bean]

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Good, good.
You've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.

[JaneQuotes]

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Echo?
(Take turns, 'kay?)

[Lulu Bean]

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Yes. And okay, but no looking it up on the internet, I know you are.

[JaneQuotes]

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I'm not looking any on the internet.

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

[Lulu Bean]

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A stamp.

Reaching stiffly for the sky, I bare my fingers when it’s cold In warmth I wear an emerald glove. And in between I dress in gold. What am I?

[JaneQuotes]

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Tree?

[Lulu Bean]

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Yep. Your turn.

[JaneQuotes]

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I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

[Lulu Bean]

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A sponge.

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?