Ɖαяκиɛƨƨ Δωαιтƨ... {Book/Movie/T.V. Show RP}{Invite only}

[Tom Bombadil]

Me: Yup. Never mess with wild unicorns. Poor Frodo!

Unicorn: *Poofs away, replaced by Gandalf*

Me: What the....

[Fiacla]

Frodo: DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO BREAK MY RIB GANDALF THE UNICORN WIZARD!?!?!?!

Me: ....

Bolt: O.o WHAT IS THIS PLACE!?!?

[Tom Bombadil]

Gandalf: That unicorn was not me. It came to distract you. Then i appeared the split second it left.

Me: It's called Middle Earth, Bolt!

[Fiacla]

Frodo: I'll beleive that when pigs can fly!

Me: *sees flying pig* well, whaddya know!?

bolt: -.- what did i do to deserve this!? Oh and wheres my BFF gollum!?

XD

[Tom Bombadil]

Me: You poofed yourself here Bolt! Just poof yourself away!

[Fiacla]

Bolt: I forget how to :p

[strawbewwy.]

Me: *Poofs Bolt* Whoopty doo!
Pippin: Yay we can get unlost now!
Me: Oh, yay Gandalf's here! Those banana phones are quite useful.

[Fiacla]

Me: great now im stuck with a mentally diseased hobbit!?!?

Frodo: UNICORNS AND BROCCOLLI!!!!!

Me O.o

[Tom Bombadil]

Me: Um let's get out of here. The sooner we get to Mordor and get rid of the Ring, the sooner we can ask Gandalf to make Frodo normal! Come on!

[Fiacla]

Me: Yes, good idea! *grabs Frodo by his cloak and drags him along*

Frodo: MUAHAHAHAHA!!! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!! WITH BROCCOLI SHOOTING UNICORNS!!!