Favorite Quotes

[Adelle]

I just saw this one in someone's signature on DA:

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not terrified and screaming like the other people in his car."

Or something like that XD

I like that one:
"I think I have the lung." Derek Zoolander "Zoolander"

[wibeke]

Just got a bunch of new quotes from a conversation with my cousin on easter.
(me + lots of easter candy = people running for cover)

Cousin: "They're trying to get inside our heads and steal our plans. We ha-"
Me: -starts banging head against the wall- "GET OUT OF THERE YOU IDIOTS!!!"
Cousin: -blinks- "I meant that figuratively..."
Worse part about that is I wasn't joking. xP

"Ha I'm special. I trip up the stairs." Me after tripping and falling on my face when attempting to run upstairs.

Can't remember the rest actually, I'll have to edit this...

[Adelle]

Just got a bunch of new quotes from a conversation with my cousin on easter.
(me + lots of easter candy = people running for cover)

Cousin: "They're trying to get inside our heads and steal our plans. We ha-"
Me: -starts banging head against the wall- "GET OUT OF THERE YOU IDIOTS!!!"
Cousin: -blinks- "I meant that figuratively..."
Worse part about that is I wasn't joking. xP

"Ha I'm special. I trip up the stairs." Me after tripping and falling on my face when attempting to run upstairs.

Can't remember the rest actually, I'll have to edit this...

That made me laugh. *Tries to think of more funny quotes*
EDIT
"Haha. I guess Asians have a tendency to walk into walls." Me just after I walked into a wall.

"NOOOOO!!!! MAAAAX!!!!!!" Ron Burgandy when Max just got kicked off a brigde.

[Luna star]

I've always kind of liked the quote
"And then the lion fell in love with the lamb"
or something around that. It's from the book Twilight.

lol that was my favorite part XD Edward said "so the lion fell in love with the lamb" and then Bella said "what a stupid lamb" and looked away and Edward said "what a sick lion"

XDDDD

[The Lion King]

Ok I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail. My favorite quotes are:

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" - Lookout
"We are the knights who say NI!" - Knights who say Ni
" Bring out thy Holy hand granade!"- Can't remember who said this

This movie is unbelievalbly funny!

[Adelle]

"What's your favorite color?"
"Uh, yellow."
"you may pass"
"What's your favorite color?"
"Yellow." *Sporing*
"I mean pink....."
That part was hilarious in Monty Python (I don't like it though)
"And then the writer had a heart attack and died." Narrator from Monty Python. That line was so random.

[The Lion King]

Yeah that was funny. Oh and remember:

"GET ON WITH IT!" I say that to my friends when they are taking forever to spit something out.

[Luna star]

lol I just remembered this thing I said to my friend.
"You honestly believe recycling can help save Earth? Recycling only saves about 5 trees depending on how many people are recycling, which aren't that many. Anyway, the only way to save Earth is to go and do something about it!"

and this one

"Who the heck cares about Poptropica.com?! LET ME TALK ABOUT WAJAS.COM!!!!!!"~me

and I just thought of this xD

"what would happen if the world was attacked by aliens?" Voice inside my head," We would make friends either that or they'd kill all the animals(including humans, a-duh!)."

[Adelle]

"I need to wear my glasses around the apartment." Me after I just walked into the counter.

"Dang, I just walked into the dog." Me after I tripped over Storm.

"Oh shoot." Me after I banged my head by accident on the car when I was getting and almost fell out.

[BrokenKitteh]

"I swear, those walls just jump out and get me man!" ~me after running into three consecutive walls

"AH SHIZZ what the heck was THAT?" "A door" "Oh... whoospies" "You said Whoopsies wrong Anna" "Ah Shizz." "What is Shizz?" "Sumthin that rhymes with Jizz and sounds like Sh..." "whats Jizz?" "a gangsta term for Lewis's dog." "That's gross, and since when were YOU g?" "I'm straight up G!" "nu-uh.. you SO aint." "Yes I is, Straight up geek!!" "Ahhhh shizz" "HA!" "Oh dam, you got ME usin it too!" ~Me, and My friend

"OIY! if you think you are going to trip me like that you got another thing.. arumph! ow... what tripped me now?...ARE YOU EFFIN KIDDIN ME??!! A DUST-BUNNY??!! ARGH!" ~Me after tripping over a dust-bunny avoiding being tripped by my band bud Cha-oo-lie (tis a nick name don't worry >.<)