Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Zear]

marking.

[neonfrozen]

Bookmarking!
<Why did you have to stop?!?! right at the good part >

[Al the Dalek]

*bow bow apology bow* I apologize for my weird schedule I was in the middle of exams and all that stuff. Here's the next chapter.

Dear Noobcake,

So anyway, now that my heart is broken and my life is officially OVER what do I do?
There is my original plan of moving to kitty-kat land and selling candles, but I don't think I want to do that anymore... after all...my mom's not dead.
...MY MOM'S NOT DEAD. Yay joyness finally sunk in...
Wait. Wait I was talking about my life being over. Yeah.
So anywayyyyyyz, I went into another room and it was just a snack bar part place. Heidi and Gothie were in there, throwing some chips at other people to keep them away from the snacks. Gothie aimed his chip at me, and then saw who it was.
"Oh hey Xialburg. Why are you so evil-looking?"
I glared at him, and Heidi understood. "Ooooh Gothie he's jealous because Beauty has another boyfriend!"
I growled and left the room. I was NOT jealous. NOT jealous. I just wanted to rip Emrr limb from abnormally albino limb.
Stinking...freaking...smegging...
Okay just remembered this was a school assingment so I'm glad I did not write what I really thought there.
...Emrrrrrr this means WAR.
I have a clever plan full of clever rusings!
Get another girlfriend, make Beauty jealous so she comes running back to me!
I'm genius!
I walked home with a spring in my step...but I stopped outside my house. Ooooh yeaaaaah. Greenbutt had said he didn't want me to go to the party...
He was standing in the lit doorway WAITING for me...man he looks kind of annoyed.
Maybe because I got into his super secret stash of beef-jerky goodness. Maybe that's why he's waiting for me. Maybe he's not annoyed about the party at all!
"It was Purna!" I said.
"Yes, Purna snuck out to the party when I told him not to," growled Greenbutt.
That's when Purna walked up behind me, saw Greenbutt, and hid behind me.
"Oh yeah, turns out he went too. When did you get there?" I asked Purna confusedly.
Greenbutt growled and pointed inside and we slouched inside to go to bed.
I'm in bed now. I WILL GET BEAUTY BACK. Time for operation Red Herring. But who is worthy enough to make Beauty jealous?!

See ya Noobcake.

[amithethird]

Bookmark.

This is AMAZING O.O

[Al the Dalek]

Dear Noobcake,

Operation Red Herring is underway. Hmmm. I'm having a lot of operations. First Save the Whales, those two when I got shot...
...do those count?
ANYWAY. It's Saturday now. That means I get to go and live with my mom.
My mom's alive! *happy squeal*
...oh dear goodness. I just squealed in real life AND THEN WROTE IT DOWN.
I am so glad Gothie isn't reading this. Seriously.
Purna and I packed some stuff we would need together. It was awfully quiet...if you cut out the loud arguements and fight we had over a random quarter I FOUND. I found it. Not him.
On the way there I saw this totally HAWT girl wolf on the way. I recognized her from school. Her name's Sashay. Perfect. All I have to do is get her to like me...once we get back into school on Monday. School gets out pretty soon anyway.
CURSE YOU YEAR ROUND SCHOOL SYSTEM.
We reached where my mom lived and entered. It looked...it looked a lot like my old house...except with different wallpaper and slightly different furnishings. The furniture was arranged the same though.
Our mom was in there...and we all hugged. We had breakfast, Purna threw something at me, we quibbled, my mom broke it up, we watched tv...etc.
It all seemed weirdly normal.
Anyway, I'm in my room now. I have to share it with Purna, it's a bunkbed, and I have the top bunk.
VICTORY. Victory for Xiaaalllllllbuuuurrrrrg.
Purna got mad at me because I keep, instead of using the ladder, flying off the top to get to the floor.
Wuss.
Hmmmm. I'm bored. I'm going to get some beef jerky.
BEEF JERKY TIME.

See ya Noobcake.

[Zear]

Epic! It looks like Operation Red Herring is on the go.

[neonfrozen]

Epic! It looks like Operation Red Herring is on the go.

Epic?!?!? More like awesomesaucaly Epic!

[~Razzle~]

Epic! It looks like Operation Red Herring is on the go.

Epic?!?!? More like awesomesaucaly Epic!

Hey, guys? All The epicness wants us to not bost here unless bookmarking.


I'm sorry for posting, I just wanted to get this clear.

[Al the Dalek]

:) I love all the comments. If you guys want to comment, it would be awesome if you PM'd me. That way it's all glorious Xialburg...just a reminder. Anyway, I am very sorry for the long gaps in updating. I'm not as active on chickensmoothie- this is the only topic I type in pretty much...anyway...here's the thing you've all been waiting for...THE NEXT ENTRY WOOH. And before you panic reading this entry, it doesn't matter I shall keep writing this. So don't spazz. And by the way I don't own Invader Zim. It's a real show.

Dear Noobcake,

You know...it's weird. ABC gave us all the assignment to write this diary...journal...thing...but the only person I've seen doing it is me. Huh. At least with the school year over I don't have to write in this anymore.
Staying with my mom all weekend was awesome. Seriously...if you'd thought your mom was dead for years and then she came back?
Yeah...
It was pretty uneventful, but I felt...happy. And normal.
And alone...because every time I close my eyes I see that TURD Emrr kissing MY girlfriend. MINE.
I could beat him up, but then Beauty would get mad at me. So.
It's school again...joy...but that also means Operation Red Herring can get started.
...I hope it's not as pointless as the stalker operation.
I still don't really get the point of it all...
I blame Gothie. I don't know why. Just because.
Anywayyyyyyy Sashay sits about two seats behind me. I sit...in the front row. Because APPARENTLY I am a troublemaker.
Yeaaaah right where did ABC get that idea? I think this way I just blind people with my sheer awesome. I am JUST saying.
So while ABC was droning on and on and on about something I wasn't going to bother to pay attention to, I wrote a note to Sashay. Will you go out with me? I then threw it behind me, and RIGHT ON TARGET it hit her desk, I knew that because when I looked around, she was reading it. She wrote her own note and thew it back.
Why would I go out with you?
I wrote back. Well, why NOT?
She replied. Is this a dare?
I raised my eyebrows at this. Noooo. I am wondering if you would go out with me.
Okay sure. Ice cream shop, 5:00?
Heck yeah. See you there.
When I look back on this, it is a miracle that ABC did not notice this.
So when school let out, I went to my room. I had recently smuggled the broken tv from the office downstairs and fixed it, so I can have tv in my room. I turned it on, and it was on the news channel.
I was on the verge to changing it to something more awesome like Invader Zim or something when it CAME ON...the report...the report of evil.
The reporter onscreen was talking to a policeman, and the policeman replied saying, "Well, we recently captured the murderer Noon, the green Peter Pan Syndrome wolf that has been terrorizing the city." As the reporter smiled and asked if she could see the captured Noon, I looked around. I wondered where Jr. was. He usually attacked me when I got home from school. I turned back to the tv screen. I had seen pictures of Noon. He was scary.
The policeman obliged, and the camera zoomed to the back of a police car. I dropped the remote.
The wolf in there had never had PPS. The wolf in there had hurt nothing but stuffed animals.
THE POLICE THOUGHT MY LITTLE BROTHER GREENBUTT JR. WAS THE MURDERER NOON!
Oh smeg.
OOOOH SMEG.
Smeg.
AGH.

[Fauna]

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