Paste The Last Thing You Copied [Survey added]

[Blumenkranz]

(and sorry in advance if i take longer when posting because im starting to get writers block D:)
Ace snorted, watching Shiloh get up. He wanted to say something, but decided not too. He trotted off and into a more forested area, hoping that the trees would be able to provide them with shelter.

Lucy lifted her head, seeing that Bri has woken up "I just hope that it isn't a lightning storm.." she murmmered. Though its unlikely that she and Bri would hit by lightening, but any horses in an open field could get killed if they weren't careful. She shook her head and lowered it, nibbling on the grass.

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[Blumenkranz]

[Derpy Pigs <3]

1. You think about him 24/7, even in your sleep. ^_^

2. You buy everything you see that has to do with Legolas.

3. Whenever you see a word start with Le.., you immediately think of Legolas.

4. You refuse to do your chores because you declare that you are betrothed to Legolas, which makes you a princess. (Then your mom makes you do extra chores for the back-talk)

5. You joined archery classes.

6. You joined the choir.


7. Your new favorite color is green.

8. You start to wear tights more often.

9. You believe that Legolas is invisibly following you around wherever you go (so you put on extra make-up).

10. You have seen the movie a gazillion times just to see Legolas.

11. You proclaim your undying love to a Legolas poster that is hung above your bed.

12. And the Legolas poster above your bed is to protect you and keep all other men away from you (so he can have you all to himself).

13. You kiss every picture of him goodnight before bed.

14. You talk to your poster.

15. You memorized every line from the movie that he said.

16. You seem to be more attentive to the noises around you.

17. You believe that you can see every little thing that moves.

18. You use Osama Bin Laden's picture as a target practice.

19. You bought a bow and arrows.

20. You start to camp outside, even when it's 10 below 0.

21. You try to walk on top of 5 ft deep snow to see if you can leave only shallow footprints behind, but fail miserably and fall strait to the bottom.

22. You've figured out your elvish name (mine is Aisie Fairbanks. I found out how to do it from a fic on fanfiction.net).

23. If you are one of those people who read fiction on fanfiction.net, you constantly go back to the Lord of the Rings sections to read new stories about Legolas.

24. You make a scrapbook of all Legolas.

25. You only read the parts in the books that have Legolas in it.

26. You grow your hair long and put it in the same do as Legolas.

27. You can't wait long enough to grow it out, so you buy a blond wig.

28. You try to find Orlando Bloom and stalk him.

29. You write to Orlando Bloom.

30. You make a Legolas shrine.

31. You write stories about yourself and Legolas.

32. You write stories about other people and Legolas.

33. You write poetry about Legolas.

34. You are already planning your wedding and plan on having all the bride's maid dress in green.

35. You have already picked out the ring that you want Legolas to get you...

36. .. and the ring is emerald.

37. You hate dark places.

38. You dream all the time about him.

39. You start learning the Elvish languages...

40. ...Or you already finished learning it.

41. You try to make your ears pointy.

42. You try to make your face as fair as possible.

43. You squeal every time you see Legolas on the big screen.

44. You drool whenever you think of him.

45. You attempt to draw pictures of Legolas.

46. You wonder how muscular his body is. ~o~

47. You constantly talk to your friends about how hot he is.

48. You punch anyone who says he's not hot.

49. You attempt to help the police track a criminal (and get injured or killed in the process, but if you were killed you wouldn't be at my web site, right?)

50. You dump your boyfriend because he doesn't even compare to Legolas.

51. You wonder what he does in his spare time (well I've always wanted to know this for some reason. I guess I'll never know).

52. You are angry at all the food companies for not putting him (or at least Lord of the Rings) on a cereal box, soup can, etc.

53. You kill anyone who says he looks like a girl just 'cause he's got long hair (my brother said this and I just lost my mind ).

54. You take horseback riding lessons, bareback.

55. You feel that there is always danger around you and that it would be wise to keep moving.

56. You become a nature person.

57. Your day goes out of bed, Legolas, school, Legolas, homework, Legolas, friends etc.

58. You make up your own "obsessed when..." list.

59. You are at this sight... and ...

60... you are reading this.

61. You are planning a trip to New Zealand (where the set was).

62. You can't wait till the Rivendell part of the movie , because you know who is coming.

63. You shout "Way to go, Greenleaf," when he shoots an arrow into the cave trolls head.

64. You make a Legolas web site.

65. You join any Legolas fan club that you can possibly find.

66. You have a Legolas screen saver (I got one at the LOTR official site. It's way cool).

67. You have a Legolas desktop wallpaper on you screen.

68.You go to the mall to for hours just to look for LOTR stuff, especially Legolas stuff.

69.You start a journal telling what you thought about (Legolas) on each day.

70. You buy every pack of movie cards until you find the card that has the facts about Legolas (I found it only on my third pack J).

71. You believe that you are immoral...

72. ...And since "your immortal" you go open the only can of smallpox (that is under tight security) and see if you'll actually catch it or not (elves do not get sicknesses, or so I heard).

[Pippi]

Anyways, I was going to email you last night but I was eating dinner, did you like the movie you watched? That's all I gotta say so uh... Herpyderp!

LOL I was emailing my friend and I always copy my emails just incase I lose them I can always copy and paste them afterwards.

[Sketch.]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Will someone please save this doomed world?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

[Ico]

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[Blumenkranz]

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Tens

i agree that galaxy jar, epic

Thanks, guys!