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[Argh, I'm sorry this is long and stupid and fluffy but I'm writer's blocked please forgive meee. ;n;]

{Park Jong-Kyu}

Jongkyu smiled as he barely listened to the girl he was sitting next to talk, and talk, and talk... she was pretty enough, he supposed. Something about her was attractive, so he stayed. Her boyfriend was a looker too, but he was far too cold and standoffish. Jongkyu glanced at the boy, who was silently snarling at him like some wild animal. The guy wasn’t a freshman, unlike his girlfriend, so he knew the stigma surrounding Jongkyu, and wasn’t all that pleased to have a person from the weirdos chatting up his girl. The girl, on the other hand, seemed rather pleased. She had no idea who Jongkyu was, so she was happy to talk to him [mostly about herself]. Although Jongkyu was barely listening, he appreciated that fact nonetheless. Not for too long, though.

“So I think that Tracy is such a b*tch. Am I right?” The girl said, looking pretty happy with herself, and paused to look at him for some sort of input. Jongkyu felt kind of put on the spot. How was he supposed to know who Tracy was? 'Plan B, plan B!' his mind began screaming. After a few uncomfortable seconds, he leaned forward towards her, smiling, and said “Yeah, but... you wanna see what I can do with my tongue?”

Another few seconds later he was quickly walking away from the table with a red cheek and a lot of curious onlookers staring after him. Despite this, he was whistling a merry tune as best as he was able to [he never was very good at whistling]. He was scanning the cafeteria for some other entertainment, when his eyes landed on three of four of his favorite girls, and boy. Of course, how could have he forgotten. He had been to absorbed in that cute, and sadly extremely talkative girl. He changed direction quickly, making his way over to their reserved table. Instead of taking a seat, though, he simply slouched and slung his arms over Faye’s and Alicia’s shoulders. “Hello, my pretties...” he said, flashing the four a smile. He had heard them talking about somebody... well, Vitty had been listing off facts for Darcy in-between demolishing a packet of biscuits. “Who’re you talkin’ about?” He asked, looking around the cafeteria again, as if their subject would instantly become apparent to him.

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Alicia Stevens

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx－ Glitter．

"Hungry then, Vitty." Alicia stated, leaning back in her seat, watching with amusement as her friend demolished the packet. Snagging one for herself, and biting it, she listened - again with amusement - to Vitty complain about her day. She did love her friends, but whenever Vitty was in a bad mood it was sometimes better to just get out of her way. Naturally, Alicia didn't care, and stayed anyway. "I can give you a lift back, you know the parents got me a car for my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Haven't had a chance to smash it up yet though." As much as she was a nerd, Alicia had a wild streak, something she didn't show often but whenever she did something went wrong.
Tuning out Vitty's stats on the new guy, it was with mocking laughter that she said, "Isn't the last guy you sh*gged still chasing after you though, Agloe?" As soon as Albert reached them, Alicia straightened up. Smiling at him, she ignored his walnuts shouting, saying instead, "Could be worse Einstein. Vitty hasn't had her daily dose of biscuits yet." Sticking her tongue out at Vitty, it was then that another friend appeared at her back. Laughing at his "my pretties" comment, and shrugging off Jongkyu's arm, Alicia nudged him gently in the ribs with her elbow.
"Pervert." She managed to say, before giggling. Sobering slightly, Alicia added, "Oh, just that new senior. Mark. Or was it Jasper? The blonde one." Shrugging, she gestured towards the object of their conversation, and turning back to look in her bag.

{{I've missed short posts. ;A; Anyway, iri, there's no way I'm stopping posting d: Mainly because I didn't notice that until I'd finished my post.}}

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Darcy laughed at Faye's harsh words, nodding her agreement. "This years lot have been pretty bad...worse than last year definitely." Her eyes stilled trained on the blonde Darcy lent over and took one of the digestive biscuits out the packet, taking a small bite and then - on second thoughts - a bigger one. She turned though when Vitty mentioned skipping the last lesson. Putting two fingers of the hand that was holding the biscuit over her mouth, she spoke, the fingers shielding the two from the remains of the bite she was still chewing on. "I've got the van and I've got a free. Do you want me to drive you home?" She swallowed and then took the hands away from her mouth, quickly running her tongue over her teeth before nodding in affirmation that she had heard Faye's "none taken". "And I've got some make up in my bag if you want to do a touch up." The right side of her lips lifted in a smile at her close friend. It wasn't often Darcy had a lot of extra make up (usually just a half full bottle of clear lip gloss, one mascara, one eyeliner and some foundation) but today she had stolen some of her sister's for her own amusement and therefore it was in her bag.

Her head snapped back to the blonde though when Faye started talking about him. "The charmer huh? Well, he's not going to charm me. I'll charm him." She laughed at the rounded education and then rolled her eyes. Parents could be such dumb*sses. Looking him up and down, Pegs noted the tight white shirt that was pretty much sculpted to his torso. His arms were hidden by a leather jacket and that was pretty tight too. "He looks like the guy from Grease 2 but..." she tilted her head to the side, her mouth parted slightly and looked at him again "fitter." Pleased that she had found the word she wanted her head returned straight and she turned to look at Vitty. "No sh*t sherlock. He's probably good in bed as well. Like actually good good." She smirked, remembering some of the boys who had said they were good and turned out to be sh*te.

When the splint appeared in front of her face, obscuring her view of Jasper, the blonde jumped, her spine hitting the back of her chair. "Jeeze, Nuts, really?" When no one said "that's what she said" in immediate response to her words, she looked around and noticed that Kandy had yet to arrive. With her not there she said it herself, muttering it under her breath. "That's what she said." Only just hearing Glitter's comment she stuck her tongue out at her, a grin on her face. "Yeah but this gives me like the perfect chance to tell him I'm over him. Utterly and completely." Pegs ignored the fact that the girl had called her Agloe, knowing it was the group's way of saying "she's talking about sh*gging again". Although if anyone else called her that, they'd get a punch in the face. But these guys calling her Agloe was fine. "And as a matter of fact, Nuts, I have. I think he's going to be very fun..." The blonde trailed off and pulled out her phone, opening facebook and searching Jasper. When she found him she sent a friend request.

Her phone back in her pocket she saw Jasper take out his own across the hall and then show the screen around to his friends. They all laughed and slapped him on the back, grinning. A few pointed over to her and she winked and waved at them. Then she stopped ignoring her friends and turned away from Jasper, knowing it would all pan out as she wanted it to. She reached up and ruffled Albert's hair as he shouted out peanuts again, making a passing fresher jump and scurry off. "He's called Jasper," sent sent a pointed look at Glitter, "and he's the blonde one in the leather jacket with the jocks. And doesn't he just look divine?" She finished with an enamored sigh, leaning her head onto Pinky's nearby shoulder and putting on her most girlish voice for the last word.

phew *wipes forehead* i think i got everything.
i had to edit it a bit *cough*cough*trifle'sfault*cough*cough*
but i believe it to be all there and yeah it's longer but i had
to reply to everything and it was hard and just reply
quickly i'm enjoying this! xD and trifle i'm only kidding,
i don't mind really ^-^}}

[Pandle]

ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜᴇᴡ ɢʀᴇʏ ғᴜʀɪɴɪ
ᴇɪɴsᴛᴇɪɴ's ɴᴜᴛs ☚

Pinky's arrival was timely, his inflamed cheek told more than words; he'd been up to his usual tricks again. Curious as to his latest victim Albert scanned the canteen, flying over the enraged cheerleader and her chirruping counterparts, ignoring the wretched stares of the jocks and the bemused grins of the preps and the flirtatious eye-battering tables of asians. They were just jealous they didn't have any awe, they were just some. Full of bullsh't. "Peg found herself a new date." Gesturing vaguely in the direction of the fresherman Vitty and Peg had scared off. Even as he waved outward his eyes settled on a likely girl, her eyes seethed and she was pointing defiantly toward Pinky. Albert sniffed, unsurprised. If the bulk of male beside her was her boyfriend it would be only be a matter of time before someone came charging over with a sharp word. Not that he minded, the plebeian minds of the gathered students amassed to little more than a irritable squeak when it came to insults. Besides, what did they hope to achieve? There was nothing of importance to be gained from informing Park that he was a creeper, everyone knew that already. It was written in his eyes. A blind man could see as much.
"I didn't know you took the time to learn their names," sarcasm spoke between his teeth as he wiped crumbs away from the corner of his mouth. "Ickle Vitty you can't leave, think of the children in Africa that trek thirty miles a day to get a chair and chalk board for schooling!" He twitched again, this time more violently, turning the splint in his hand around. A plan was brewing in his mind. Explosions. Chaos. Hydrogen bombs. He'd need to borrow some equipment from the chemistry labs first, but that was no bother, a top-notch student such as himself would have little trouble in acquiring a few instruments here and there. "Here, here," he gasped suddenly, head flying upward "my parents are out tonight, house to ourselves...interested?"

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I'm not making this pretty
Oh and I'm Korean nosey so I will watch you closely
Idk if you know this, but "Park" is the last name. Asians put the last name first but I wasn't sure if you were doing that or wanted to go Western and put Park at the end =3=
Let's pretend Alex was already there
This is short and bad. Sorry

Alexander Cross

With a loud groan, Alex lifted his head and glared at his group of friends that had appeared at the table.
"Christ, can you get any louder you damn gaggle of geese..." he trailed off, replacing his forehead on his arms and only half listening to the conversation. He had a huge headache, and the extra noise definitely wasn't helping. He'd been sleeping there to blot out the pain since practically that morning. He should've brought some to school, but he had been in a hurry that morning. And everyone else's joints sucked. Alex thought he was going to gag when he tried the last one of someone else's. And it didn't do anything, either. Complete waste of time.

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Her head still on Pinky's shoulder, Darcy eyed Albert, one eyebrow raised. "It's not a date, it's a sh*g. Gosh, get it right. I thought you and the Asian were meant to be the clever ones?" If anyone else had heard her say this they probably would have gasped and accused her of being one of the -ists. But everyone in the weirdos & co knew that Darcy didn't mean it that way, she just sometimes called Glitter the Asian. Which she was. Pinky was the Korean one, Glitter was the Asian one and Darcy was the British one when it came to nationalities. Everyone else was just plain ol' American. Then Albert went and offended her. Now Darcy had strict rules when it came to sh*gging people and the group new this. Names had a big rule; know them. Lifting her head from Pink's shoulder, Darcy pointedly turned her back to Albert deciding that giving him the cold shoulder would be better than responding and giving him the chance to get one over her. At that moment she didn't care that he was the only other in the group who appreciated weapons and explosives and fire. She could go f*ck himself as far as she was concerned; she certainly wasn't going to let him f*ck her. Metaphorically and physically. Pegs thought sarcastically, only just noticing Alex as he lifted his head from the table. "Alex, what's up?" She asked, even though she could guess. If Alex wasn't feeling good it was usually because he didn't have a joint.

NAIH, we shall not slow down xD }}

[Clavicle]

[Ashaj, I keep writing stuff, and new replies keep coming up and I have to update quickly, haha. Lots of jumping around. uwu Also, yep, I meant to put the last name first. Thought that I might as well be a little accurate, lawp. I'm counting on you to slap some sense into me if I make another mistake.]

{Park Jong-Kyu}

Jongkyu grinned at Alicia “Oh, you know you love me,” he said, and took a seat next to Darcy. When she leaned her head on his shoulder his arm instantly went around hers. He was a rather touchy-feely person, but he was sure than no one in the group minded much, so he continued to do his thing. “Oh, he’s a looker, alright,” he looked Jasper up and down. Well, he was definitely cuter than that girl's boyfriend. “Alas, you already seem to have him ensnared!” he exclaimed rather dramatically after seeing the display of Jasper’s little group "But I'll take him later.". No hard feelings, really. He could probably have the guy when Darcy was done with him. Quickly, though, he straightened up. “Wait a second, there’s a Grease two?” Jongkyu was a bit of a movie nut. And to think that there was a sequel to one of his favorite movies, and he hadn’t known...

Then, jumping topics just as quickly, he perked up at Albert’s last words. “Oh, a sleepover? I can bring some... things.” he said, wiggling his eyebrows a little. “And don’t be so crabby, Alex. Did you inhale some paint fumes or something?” he jabbed playfully at the third boy.

Feeling Darcy's head leave his shoulder, Jongkyu looked over at her. He could practically feel her peeved mood come on, but that was probably only because he was only somewhat good at reading people. Somewhat. "Something wrong, Pegs?"

[Pandle]

ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜᴇᴡ ɢʀᴇʏ ғᴜʀɪɴɪ
ᴇɪɴsᴛᴇɪɴ's ɴᴜᴛs ☚

If he were more sensitive he'd have apologised, but he couldn't bring himself to rake such a word over his tongue for the sake of amending a friendship. She'd have to be on deaths door for him to do that, and even then he'd be reluctant. Stubborn, that was what he was. And what was a little lost sarcasm between pals? She took it the wrong way, figured Albert grumpily, probably because she knew it was half true, that's what people are like after all. Albert hadn't spent his life studying anthropology and history for nothing. Well. He'd picked them because he had had very little choice in the matter; everything else was so boring. Mathematics, history, chemistry and anthropology were just enough to entertain him. For now. Sooner or later he'd have to find something else.
"Someone's a little cross today." Bad humour, he was filled with it. But someone had the ability to appreciate him and Albert was ready with a wonky smile, his face peeling with a grin. "You do that Pinky, I already have the fireworks sorted." Nothing beat home made fireworks. And he was ready with some new designs, of course, it could all go wrong and they could burn to a crisp but Albert was 60% sure that wouldn't occur. Pretty could odds all things considered. Rummaging for a lighter he stuffed the splint toward Alex, "looking for a bang?" it would be wise for him to refuse but Albert wasn't waiting for an answer. Bringing the naked flame to the splint there was a moment of hissing then BOOM.
The explosion was only small, singed eyebrows, burnt table, a little bit of fire. It was enough to send Albert into a rocking fit of laughter.

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Alexander Cross

With a snappish grunt, Alexander lifted his head again and pushed the hair out of his face. It was somewhat stringy with sweat. Fking hell he needed a joint.
"Nah, I just woke up and saw your face, queer," Alexander snapped at Jongkyu, ignoring Darcy's question. The offense was probably uncalled for, but dammit, he was on withdrawal. He massaged his face as they discussed Darcy's latest conquest.
"Are half of the bstrds you fck even good," Alex asked as more of a statement than a question, preparing to go back to sleep when Albert asked Alexander if he wanted a bang.
"Albert I swear to high and mighty God, " Alex started blearily, but then he jumped and nearly fell out of his chair when Albert blew up the table.
"Fking idiot!" Alex shouted, practically jumping across the table to seize Albert's jacket and nearly strangling him--although not really. Alex didn't have a killing intent. Maybe. Maybe you shouldn't take your chances.