Favorite Quotes

[coopersmypup]

I just thought of 2 really funny things some of my friends said...

Here's when I went on a trip with 1 of my friends and her family 2 years ago
Friend: Eli, can u ask mom if we have the ingredients for nutty buddies?
Eli (friend's brother): well she might want 2 know why.
My mom: so we can play soccer!
Ya lol nutty buddies r these really good chocolate, peanut butter, and cereal things

A few days ago when I was having lunch at school and this guy said he hated Robert Pattinson
My friend: He's racist against sexy men!
we couldn't stop laughing!

[Wavesong]

A few days ago when I was having lunch at school and this guy said he hated Robert Pattinson
My friend: He's racist against sexy men!
we couldn't stop laughing!

LOL so funny

My Dad's favourite quote: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Ok, now I will try to translate these in English and it will probably make no sense to you

Fight fire by fire
Sometimes, we have to rest ourselves from doing nothing
Why carry forward things we can do right now?

The first one just doesn't make any sense in English...

[BrokenKitteh]

oh god okay another good quote
"just because I'm up doesn't mean I'm awake" ~My dad
"OH NOES!! THE GRUMPLEKINS WILL KILL US ALL!!!!" ~Dragon
"Some ducks should not be bothered...." ~WerePyre
"Me:Duck testicles taste like rat.
Friend: You have eaten EITHER of those?
Me: Both, its not THAT bad, as long as you don't think about it...
Friend: EWW!! what if you pregnant from the duck testicles?
Me: okay, first of all, a human can not be made pregnant from a duck, second of all, the sperm would be kille dint eh cooking, AND by stomach acids, third of all, it can't go from the digestive track tot he reproductive system silly goose!
Friend: have you eaten goose testicles TOO?"

[CrazyKate101]

Fight fire by fire
Sometimes, we have to rest ourselves from doing nothing
Why carry forward things we can do right now?

The first one just doesn't make any sense in English...

Actually, there's a saying "Fight fire with fire". I assume they mean the same thing.

[Jade Mystic]

Dad: (in Chinese) A snake's poison may be strong, but a maiden's poison is stronger.

Me: Wha?

Dad: -explains- I'm afraid you might find that offensive...

Me: They FINALLY understand us!

[Adelle]

"We cannot live without books" By Benjamin Franklin (I think it's from him)

"I didn't fail to make a lightbulb, I just learned 2,000 how not to make a lightbulb" By Thomas Edison

"Get that corn outta my face!" By Nacho Libre

"If we can't find any shoes here, we'll have to go to the clown store for you." By Mom (She was talking to Stephen, who has huge feet)

"I didn't break it, april fools." By Zach (My older bro, he broke something for my dad's computer, and it just turned midnight and it was the 1st of April, and he put a piece of paper over what he broke and wrote that. He and I were cracking up at it thw whole time were awake. And then for my Birthday card he used that)

"What the stinkin' heck?" By Me
(I'll get more later)

[Adelle]

friends are like chips you eat them they die -grabthesunshine

(Yay!! My quote was used!)

"Oh my gosh I killed him!" By Shawn Spencer from Psych

Kevin Jonas: "And oh, make me a birdhouse while you're there too."
Nick Jonas: "Why?!"
Kevin Jonas: "Because I want to see more birds. It's the golden rule."
Nick Jonas: "No, the golden rule is kindness."
Joe Jonas: "GUYS!"

"We do what we have to do, to do what we want to do." By Anymous character in "The Great Debaters"

[BrokenKitteh]

"Jesus Amber!" "what? when did SHE become Jesus? I thought it was Jesus Christ! Does this mean I'm god?" "Yes Dad, it does...*eye roll*" "Well then... who are you???" "She is Saint Anna of the Holy jeans!!!!" ~ Me, My dad, My sister, Amber

"What do you mean I can't fly?"~ Me as I fell off he roof last week (Into five feet of snow mind you....)

"We shall create a new award.. the Epitard reward for all the epically stupid people doing epically stupid things in the world... and Anna? you will be the first winner, as well as the co-founder!"~ My friend

"Only we can be as epic as to walk down Senior hall singing 'It's Raining Men' with straight faces....."~ my OTHER friend

"Oh SHIZZ!!! I think I just jizzed mehself!" ~ Sister's boyfriend as he walks in on me helping Sister change dresses >.<

"Somebody help him! I don't think he can breathe?" "gertrude? I can breathe just fine.... I'm talking aren't i?" "NO I DOn'T THINK YOU CAN BREATHE!! SHUT UP AND SUFFOCATE ALREADY!!!!" ~Gertrude and Johnny in this really word short story called 'She loses her mind oh so slowly'

[Adelle]

"I'm in a glass box of emotion!" By Ron Burgandy from "Anchorman"

"...And this is.... Ron Burgandy?" By Ron Burgandy fomr "Anchorman"

"One look?! One look?!" Derek Zoolander from "Zoolander"

"Hello? Earth to Matilda? I mean we're not up in a tower looking at aliens. Earth to Matilda?" Derek Zoolander "Zoolander"

"I do not find it interesting." By Me (When people send me very stupid trades)

[Adelle]

"What's Wal-mart? Is it a place where you can buy stuff for your walls?" Paris Hilton

"What's the Wall Street Journal? Is it bad?" Paris Hilton again

"Don't smoke, it's bad for your body and it will kill you. And then you'll miss a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields

"We're going to turn this team 360 degree's around." Anymous basketball player

"Chemistry is where you lean 10+10= 2, or something like that." Anymous basketball player.

(I was watching 100 stupidest celebrity quotes and these were my favorites adn the ones I could remember)
(From the fam)

"Stephen, if you don't want to see the preveiws for next week's Heroes, turn around and plug your eyes!" My mom's slip of the tongue

"I mean, why didn't Sylar take his dad's power? He could turn animals into stuffed animals!" My older brother who's 15 slip of the brain