Ɖαяκиɛƨƨ Δωαιтƨ... {Book/Movie/T.V. Show RP}{Invite only}

[epimetheus]

Merry: Yes I can.
Legolas: Sure Fili! or are you Kili? Aye aye aye!
Me: Umm... You guys should build a tree house and live up there.

[Fili&Kili]

Me: No you can't.
Fili: hey wait, I'm not sure. Am I Fili or Kili?
Kili: Hand me a hammer and I will!

[epimetheus]

Me: Here's a toolbox and some wood. *tosses it at Kili*
Legolas; This is confusing. *starts building tree-house*
Merry: but I can and I've been doing it for my whole life1

[Fili&Kili]

Me: Well, that explains a lot.
Kili: This is gonna be great!
Fili: Can I finish eating first?

[epimetheus]

Legolas: Okay Fili. Or are you Kili? Crap here we go again!
Me: *facepalm* What am I going to do with you three?

[Fili&Kili]

Fili: You could eat us.
Me: Fili! That's gross!

[epimetheus]

Legolas: Actually, you ARE edible. If we were starving on a desert island, we'd probably result to cannibalism.
Me: Everything in this room is eatable. Even you and I are eatable. But that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. You gotta love Johnny Depp. {he said that in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory}

[Fili&Kili]

Me: I love that movie!!!
Kili: eat Fili first! He's got more meat on 'im.
Fili: Hey!

[epimetheus]

Legolas: *falls out of tree laughing* {again} I'm...... okay
Me: *facepalm*

[Fili&Kili]

Me: You don't look okay.
Kili: Almost done with this tree house! How does it look?