Favorite Quotes

[.a m a r y l l i s.]

"What's that sound? Oh it's my dignity-in flames.''

-Dan [danisnotonfire]

[Bilbo Baggins.]

"I don't understand how jellyfish can not have brains. Does that make them plants?" -me

[flight;;]

"She gets jealous, she gets mad, she gets worried, she gets curious, but it is only because she cares." -Unknown

[ophelia;]

Pippin: The salted pork is particularly good.
Gimli: Salted pork? (smiles)

[minigoogle]

xena: no i'm fine the day is repeatig it's self!
gabby: right i hate it when that happens
... later
xena: i have no poisen dart marks... ad no barkie bites
joxer: is that a hikky?



btw xena is a tough worrier princess who goes arround doing good and turning hot guys down

[remade]

"well well well. If it issent Fullmetal shrimp.""IM NOT SHORT.""well compared to emerald you ain't.""what should we call her, anyways? Microb? Yes, I like that."~random rp

What's good about a dream is that it's fantasy. If it actualy happened, it was never a dream.~Edward Elric

[chai!]

LOL Mr Bean's Holidays:

Woman:'You speak very good french!'
Mr Bean:'Gracias'

[Cheshirecat*_*]

"Treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny."

[flight;;]

"I'm a teen. I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private things on my phone. I go to bed late & I am crazy about one person."

- I hate your one-word text messages.

What do you want me to do? -
Text you a freaking paragraph
every single time??

- I want you to text me because you want to talk to me, not
because you have to. When you give me one-word texts, I
feel as if I'm nothing but crap to you. I feel as if I can easily
be pushed aside. I'm just an option, while you're my priority.

[global.]

An old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life.
"A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy.

"It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves.
One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity,
guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego."
He continued,
"The other is good - he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness,
benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith.
The same fight is going on inside you - and inside every other person, too."

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?"

The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."