Ɖαяκиɛƨƨ Δωαιтƨ... {Book/Movie/T.V. Show RP}{Invite only}

[Tom Bombadil]

Tom Bombadil: *Stands between me and Legolas and Merry* Don't hurt them, little lass! And you two- don't pick a fight with her either! Honestly, can you not just get along?!

Me: Aww, you ruined everything.... Oh well! *Runs around squealing like a crazy fangirl, terrorizing various small furry animals by my apparent temporary insanity* MWA-HA-HA!!!! I am a LUNATIC!!!!

Tom Bombadil: I won't argue with you there...

(I am STILL super-excited!!! Beware!!!!!)

[epimetheus]

Legolas: *picks up spear and throws it at Tom* "Lighten up!"
Me: *takes out bag and starts launching them with a catapult* MWAHAHAHAHA LET IT RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn:* laughs like a madman, shooting potatoes out of a musket* "This is fun!!!!!"

[Tom Bombadil]

Tom Bombadil: *Shakes his head and leaves the scene temporarily*

Me: *Suddenly comes in riding a charging rhino (i know there are no rhinos in Middle Earth-this is RANDOM!) and then jumps off the rhino and draws her sword, which she uses to cut up the potatoes* "Hey guys! Who wants mashed potatoes?!!" *Starts laughing like a maniac*

[epimetheus]

Me: OOOHH YUMMY!!!!!
Legolas:*leaves, then comes back riding a white warg* "I SHALL PERVAIL!!!!! Whatever that means."
Merry: *shoots potatoes with shotgun* "I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Tom Bombadil]

Me: *Gets on a large black warg and rides in, starting to make mashed potatoes- while on warg-back (I don't know how this works so don't ask) and uses a magical sword to cut all guns in half* "I AM A MADMAN!!! MWA-HA-HA!!!!"

(OOC: i have to go in 20 minutes just so you know.)

[epimetheus]

Merry: *starts cring* "My shotgun!"
Legolas: "I am a dancing BANANA!!!!! Bow before me!"
Me: *Jumps on rainbow warg with an afro*"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!!!!" *Throws pot pie at Aragorn.
Aragorn: "WHO TURNED OUT THE D*** LIGHTS???!!! *Licks face*

[Tom Bombadil]

Me: We're all mad here! Ai-ai-ai!!!!

(Listen-i have to go. It is late here. Thus, let the randomness resume on the morrow!!)

[epimetheus]

{BYE FELLOW MADMAN!!!!!}

[strawbewwy.]

[WHOA DER GUYS. I MISSED A LOT.]

Me: *Walks in* "Whoa. What happened. What I miss? Did Smeagol FINALLY tell me where to get the LOTR stuff?"
Everybody: "..."
Me: "Guess not then."

[epimetheus]

Legolas: "Want some mashed potatoes?" *throws a fork at you*